Why men have it easy

_beachgirl_
_beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
edited September 28 in Chit-Chat
Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.

You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

You can leave the motel bed unmade.

You can kill your own food.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You don't have to clean if the meter reader is coming.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."

Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.

You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.

If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

You know which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You don't have to shave below your neck.

Gas (at either end) is cool.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

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  • Barelmy
    Barelmy Posts: 590 Member
    I can't decide which gender this is more insulting to.
  • Jennjenn1974
    Jennjenn1974 Posts: 350 Member
    I can't decide which gender this is more insulting to.

    I was thinking the same thing :huh:
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    I can't decide which gender this is more insulting to.

    I was just hoping something in there would be at least a little funny. :laugh:
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    Yup! Works for me!!!
    Also, fear no spiders!
  • kanonxbou47
    kanonxbou47 Posts: 265 Member
    I can't decide which gender this is more insulting to.

    Agree.
  • That_Girl
    That_Girl Posts: 1,324 Member
    hahahaha I must be a man. :laugh:
  • cjwolfjen
    cjwolfjen Posts: 323 Member
    this made me wish i had a penis.... lmao.... almost.
  • bunchesonothing
    bunchesonothing Posts: 1,015 Member
    this made me wish i had a penis.... lmao.... almost.

    So many jokes can follow this post... so many.
  • messyhare
    messyhare Posts: 366 Member
    So true...
  • elliecolorado
    elliecolorado Posts: 1,040
    hahahaha I must be a man. :laugh:

    Thinkin' the same thing...
  • Uk_Yogini
    Uk_Yogini Posts: 167
    my god, only jokes can follow this
  • mrb_9110
    mrb_9110 Posts: 189 Member
    Add making a baby just means 1 night of sex, not 9 monthes of growing it and labor.
  • bella8282
    bella8282 Posts: 188 Member
    I dont think the post was ment to be insulting!! geez lighten up ppl... where is your humour!!
  • fifon1
    fifon1 Posts: 17
    yeap. 75bucks for a wedding attire. thats a godsend! LMAO.
  • Huffdogg
    Huffdogg Posts: 1,934 Member
    srsly it's a joke. Lighten up ppl. funny stuff here!
  • mishelnkiki
    mishelnkiki Posts: 775 Member
    i actually enjoyed this. and agree with quite a bit of it.
  • hroush
    hroush Posts: 2,073 Member
    Three pairs of shoes, what? I suppose it depends on your definition of shoes.

    Some more:

    The house cleans itself.

    Laundry is done magically. (well, neither of these are true for me, but in general)

    A guy can go for weeks, even months, without talking to a friend and can pick up immediately where they left off without missing a beat.

    Friday night plans are usually discussed and decided in two sentences.

    you are almost expected to ogle women, cars, and power tools. (if you don't, there must something wrong with you)
  • Arizona_JR
    Arizona_JR Posts: 275
    Can pee anytime and anywhere!
  • red01angel
    red01angel Posts: 806 Member
    I can't decide which gender this is more insulting to.

    I was thinking the same thing :huh:

    Yeah.
  • Barelmy
    Barelmy Posts: 590 Member
    I dont think the post was ment to be insulting!! geez lighten up ppl... where is your humour!!

    I don't think it was meant to be, either.

    How depressing, that people can find something funny in repeating a list of outdated, sexist stereotypes to each other.
  • AmyBMelt13
    AmyBMelt13 Posts: 20
    brightened my day a bit.
  • sar586
    sar586 Posts: 40 Member
    I dont think the post was ment to be insulting!! geez lighten up ppl... where is your humour!!

    That's what I was thinking! Hah - I chuckled at it!
  • lilac01
    lilac01 Posts: 180 Member
    Add making a baby just means 1 night of sex, not 9 monthes of growing it and labor.

    Lol so true!
  • JigglyPig
    JigglyPig Posts: 231 Member
    People were actually INSULTED by this? Wow. Hahah what tools. It's a funny post. Not a serious post. Exaggeration and over-simplification is funny...

    To the OP: Thanks for posting this! It was a fun post to read! Chuckled quite a few times! ☺
  • Smittyinthesun2
    Smittyinthesun2 Posts: 161
    I thought it was funny, don't over analize it people!

    I like the one about 3 pairs of shoes are more than enough, I own exactly 3 pairs, dress, sneakers and boat shoes.
  • flgirlsteph
    flgirlsteph Posts: 125 Member
    Add making a baby just means 1 night of sex, not 9 monthes of growing it and labor.

    Amen to that!!!
  • bella8282
    bella8282 Posts: 188 Member
    I dont think the post was ment to be insulting!! geez lighten up ppl... where is your humour!!

    I don't think it was meant to be, either.

    How depressing, that people can find something funny in repeating a list of outdated, sexist stereotypes to each other.

    I know! i'm kinda shocked! My husband would find it hilarious- as he would take it in the way it's ment.
    a joke is a joke.. oh well i laughed :) hehe
  • bella8282
    bella8282 Posts: 188 Member
    I thought it was funny, don't over analize it people!

    I like the one about 3 pairs of shoes are more than enough, I own exactly 3 pairs, dress, sneakers and boat shoes.

    hehe :) see your male and not offended!! i dont get why others cant see the funnyness!! no humour?

    I think my hubby has more than 3 pairs but considering i have over 150 pairs *gasp* ... the j/k still makes sense :)
  • angryguy77
    angryguy77 Posts: 836 Member
    wow. do yo people get up in the morning and wonder "what should I take too seriously and get mad at today"? Gotta love the fun police. Hear that sound? its the fun being sucked out of the room.

    However now that I think of it, women complain about men having it so much easier than they do. So if this post is insulting, does it mean women can get away with the same stuff? So in essence, you have no reason to complain...ever. I don't think the OP realized this, but she just ended the battle between the sexes. You deserve a Nobel Peace Prize or very large statue somewhere.
  • angryguy77
    angryguy77 Posts: 836 Member
    edit double post
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