We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Insisted on sanitizing me before and after we had sex0
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He tried to skin me alive0
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Her skin was too dry. When I touched her I thought it was snowing.0
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Ughhh...she kept yelling "By the power of Greyskull!!" during orgasms.0
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She poured powder on me as I slept0
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She had a penchant for an illicit powder....0
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He was always trying to pinch an inch on me0
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I didn't have any inches to give her
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Couldn't improvise0
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She wanted me to fake my orgasms, but I couldn't.0
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Would fake orgasms in public0
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Was a screamer ..orgasmed all night..neighbours complained..he had to go 0
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I kept hearing someone screaming as I came home0
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She never came when at home!
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She was such a bad influence on me!
I was so ashamed of my behavior!
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She would never give in to her wild side0
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He was wild with all the neighbours0
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She was too much of a loner0
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she replaced me for chia pets0
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She spent more time grooming her chia pets than herself0
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she took me to a dog groomer to freshen up0
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She fell in love with the dog groomer's assistant0
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She had a groom waiting for her.0
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I was always waiting on her hand and foot0
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Had Hand, Foot, & Mouth Disease. Way too contagious.0
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Only read Robin Cook novels. Needed variety.0
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He wouldnt even buy Feminine Products for me when he went to the Variety store!0
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Wanted me to buy her everything.0
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She had nothing but wanted everything. Except she didn't want to work for anything.0
..thats my girl 
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