We broke up because...
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he kept using his eyes to shoot laser beams at passerby's.0
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I think she was a Vampire!0
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She didn't like me biting her neck0
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I didnt like showing up to church like this
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she wanted to spend every waking moment at church!0 -
she doesn't like pale skin #lovetheskinyourein0
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She doesnt even know what I look like!0
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Not pale enough.0
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Kept stroking his duck in front of me0
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Kept asking for something that rhymed with duck - in very inappropriate places.0
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Asked that one guy to stroke him!
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She wore my black dress0
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She kissed my twin brother.0
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Everytime I took him home he would just jump up and down on my bed screaming "are you ready!!!!???? are you ready???!!!!". I mean... what does what do?0
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Kept saying "Oh, brother!" every time I asked him to go out. I finally got the message.0
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Her bed was a Trampoline! Too Kinky for me!0
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She wasn't adventurous enough for me0
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She cherrybombed my toilet at 2 in the morning.0
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SHE WANTED TO JOIN A SWINGERS CLUB 0
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SHE WANTED TO JOIN A SWINGERS CLUB 0
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she had something against swinging. Made me feel like a kid again....0
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On every birthday she reminded me I was not a kid anymore.0
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Found her playing with the gardners. She called it her adult "ball pit"0
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Too many stuffed animals. Didn't make me feel adult enough.0
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His balls were flat!
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she let everyone but me blow up her balls0
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She had balls0
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She hung up dingle balls in her car! Embarrassing!!!!
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Hated my buckle shoes0
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She wore ugleeee shoes 0
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