We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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One word: wimp0
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Only ate spinach0
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He took so many spin classes that his Junk went numb!0
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He went around asking everyone for a massage0
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Humped complete strangers
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Ran outta beer.0
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He wanted beer. I wanted whiskey0
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She drank all the whiskey!0
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He wouldn't buy more whiskey0
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Only wanted to drink out of my belly button.... at family gatherings!0
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You know what it does to me...lol0
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Knew too much about me and everyone else. Such a busybody.0
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Someone had to bring home the bacon. One word: lazy.0
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He enjoyed the neighbours body a LOT..his wife werent happy about it either
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She wanted a LOT of bacon0
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He didn't like my cooking0
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She did all of her cooking in the kitchen.0
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He wanted me to be Walter White0
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He couldn't share, his Johnny walker black or me with anyone0
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Kept calling me Johnny
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Wanted me to wear a hospital Johnny all the time. I was sick of playing doctor.0
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She played dr with men. Not with me0
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She busted in my Drs office during my annual exam and kicked his azz!0
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It wasnt a real drs office...bordello roleplay room0
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She wanted to be Wonder Woman during role play0
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She wouldn't accept that I was the real Wonder Woman!0
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Found out she had a BF and a child.0
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He didn't like my child and hated my big feet!0
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Big hairy feet 0
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she found someone prettier...0
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