We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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kept adopting puppies and now there's no room for me0
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Bought me a collar!
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loved the collar just didn't want to admit her submissive nature0
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Always gave me grief0
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Always wanted me to play football with him. Ended badly for me.0
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He was a block head0
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Dragged a ratty blanket around with him everywhere.0
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Kept calling me sir0
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craved to have her toes licked - crossed my lines0
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She wasn't a red head0
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He had bed bugs0
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only wanted to hug - sigh0
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caught her hugging the traffic cop0
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She was always late. Blamed it on traffic, but I was suspicious.0
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Stopped taking the pill. She was trying to catch me0
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caught her putting a hidden camera on my clothes to follow me0
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Wanted to film EVERYTHING0
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didn't support my filmography dream0
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Her filmography dream involved a mash-up of YouTube videos.0
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found her you-tube videos with previous lovers - my questions is, why ain't i getting the same services?0
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Trying to get retroactive "Services" from her Ex!0
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Made me sign said contract in blood.0
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Always wanted to suck blood from my neck...0
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she wanted me to join a nudist colony0
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He said he didn't like the Detroit Red wings0
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Liked M state not UM. Deal breaker
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He turned blue and I couldnt save him!0
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The only thing she blew was candles0
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had to many candles to blow out0
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Blew out everybodies candles0
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