We broke up because...
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Called me a Phony!0
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was terribly insecure0
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she ran out of $1 bills to stuff in my g-string0
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he always went to strip clubs0
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she wouldn't take her clothes off0
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we weren't even together just in his stalker imagination world0
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He was trying to get with very young Girls!
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I fell out of love0
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She didn't approve when I pushed her overboard on the USS Love.0
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He tried to drown me!0
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was always acting like he was captain of everything0
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He acted too much like my drill sergeant0
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Always called me Sergeant!0
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left me to join the army of darkness0
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Confused her with Dick Sergeant on Bewitched. I always liked Dick York better.0
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Called me a Witch!0
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was always casting spells around me0
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He was always getting his Freak on with another Woman!0
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wouldn't let me watch the freaky play0
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