We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He didn't take care of me0
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She fed me bread crumbs and made fun of me when I waddled0
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She was out of my league. I tried to fake it... But she was too good0
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I was inexperienced
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^^inexperience0
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Couldn't hold onto her0
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Never hung up his clothes0
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Was hung up on somebody else0
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Was pizza intolerant!
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Called me pizza face! It was ONE pimple.0
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Had a huge pepperoni size pimple... just wanted to eat it0
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Had some bizarre fetishes0
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She didn't have enough fetishes0
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He was always making crazy assumptions0
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Pouted when I kicked his butt in skee ball0
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She was short, no taller than my knee0
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He was a giant. And not in the right way.0
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Asked me to play with his bean stalk all the time.0
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Had monkey bars in his bedroom0
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He wasn't into a swing0
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Swung her first at me0
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Couldn't spell Fist. I had to leave0
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He left!0
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I went right, she went left, we were not good dance partners.0
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She studied witchcraft.0
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She thought that my Bible Studies were something else!0
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He got old. I found a younger model0
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She was messin 'round with a young Model!0
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She left messes everywhere0
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I wanted to travel the world, she was a home body0
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