We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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            She didn't like shellfish0
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            She was always travelling.0
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            She hated my job.0
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            Put her job over everything0
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            Couldn't grasp how expensive it was to support her0
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            Wouldn't let me borrow her clothes0
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            Wouldn't share her secrets with me0
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            Tried to break into my chamber of secrets.0
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            He kept secrets from me0
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            I found out I was her dirty little secret.0
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            He only dirty talked to his duck0
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            She ducked out on my birthday0
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            She celebrated her birthday every month.0
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            She was way too good for me and I left before she figured it out and left me0
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            Was too quick to leave0
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            He told me to ..rack off ..just like that                        0 ..just like that                        0
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            Wouldn't let me near her rack 0 0
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            I constantly had my rack in his face..he never took the hint 0 0
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            She kept putting her rack in everyone's face but mine0
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            She was always putting her rack in other guys face but never faced me and left me behind.0
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            Caught him squeezing the neighbours rack0
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            She racked up all the guys in the neighborhood.0
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            He couldn't handle the fact that my milkshake brought all the neighbors to the yard....0
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            I'm an *kitten* ;'(0
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            Because he wasn't ready to use real curse words....0
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            She put a curse on me!0
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            Stuck pins in me while I slept and claimed it was acupuncture.0
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            He slept on a bed of nails, made it hard to cuddle0
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 She didnt like snuggling0
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            slept crossways on the bed0
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