First day of no carbs

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  • elphie754
    elphie754 Posts: 7,574 Member
    I don't even know what cannabis is I meant to say I'm going to eat less OK people

    Hahahahahahaha Hahahaha I just can't....
  • nikkithefatmodel
    nikkithefatmodel Posts: 154 Member
    cathipa wrote: »
    Dr Atkins says count carbs only

    He doesn't say anything any more...

    That was mean
  • diannethegeek
    diannethegeek Posts: 14,776 Member
    so yesterday's diet was only carbs and today's is no carb - what's on the schedule for tomorrow???

    She's also done Herbalife, South Beach, and the Master Cleanse in the last few weeks. I suppose Paleo would be the next obvious leap on the tour of diets.
  • ClosetBayesian
    ClosetBayesian Posts: 836 Member
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    Wearing this corset too

    And what weight-loss properties does the corset have?
  • kshama2001
    kshama2001 Posts: 28,052 Member
    I don't even know what cannabis is I meant to say I'm going to eat less OK people

    Funniest autocorrect ever.
  • nikkithefatmodel
    nikkithefatmodel Posts: 154 Member
    I'm laughing so hard y'all are crazy
  • majigurl
    majigurl Posts: 660 Member
    Coley88 wrote: »
    majigurl wrote: »
    Coley88 wrote: »
    Im going to eat less people lol
    Turning away from cannibalism is always a good thing.

    Human meat is low carbs though... so maybe this could work?

    Great, now you're promoting cannibalism.. lovely.. ty.

    It will be the new fad diet within a week.

    The high human meat, low carb, no vodka diet promises that you'll lose 15lbs in one hour!

    I'm in! where do I sign up!

    No wait.. no vodka? But can I still have red wine? Please tell me I can have red wine and I'm in! woot!

    Human meat pairs so well with a pinot noir.
  • Bbeliever215
    Bbeliever215 Posts: 234 Member
    No shade but are dealing with any mental issues? You post quite often and they all appear to be starving for attention. Additionally, your posts or statements regarding body image and diet are irrational at best. There are tons of information on this site regarding CICO and sustainable ways to lose weight but you seem hell bent on fads. OAN: I can only image what your fb or ig feed looks like...geez girl
  • elphie754
    elphie754 Posts: 7,574 Member
    kshama2001 wrote: »
    I don't even know what cannabis is I meant to say I'm going to eat less OK people

    Funniest autocorrect ever.

    Not 100% sure it is an autocorrect. It would sure explain a lot....
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    majigurl wrote: »
    Coley88 wrote: »
    majigurl wrote: »
    Coley88 wrote: »
    Im going to eat less people lol
    Turning away from cannibalism is always a good thing.

    Human meat is low carbs though... so maybe this could work?

    Great, now you're promoting cannibalism.. lovely.. ty.

    It will be the new fad diet within a week.

    The high human meat, low carb, no vodka diet promises that you'll lose 15lbs in one hour!

    I'm in! where do I sign up!

    No wait.. no vodka? But can I still have red wine? Please tell me I can have red wine and I'm in! woot!

    Human meat pairs so well with a pinot noir.

    I so have a comment for this, but ....nvmnd
  • Lovee_Dove7
    Lovee_Dove7 Posts: 742 Member
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    lunch

    Beautiful meal, nice job!
    Good job on the no vodka, too. I think you are right about that!
    Prefer a little more carbs than you plan on, but if it works for you great!
  • nikkithefatmodel
    nikkithefatmodel Posts: 154 Member
    Omg !!!! I didn't mean that y'all probably think I'm crazy
  • ClosetBayesian
    ClosetBayesian Posts: 836 Member
    Omg !!!! I didn't mean that y'all probably think I'm crazy

    Um.
  • x311Tifa
    x311Tifa Posts: 357 Member
    I don't even know what cannabis is I meant to say I'm going to eat less OK people

    Cannabis is an "illegal drug" except in Washington state and Colorado. It causes munchies. Not a MFP friendly substance, if you ask me.
  • nikkithefatmodel
    nikkithefatmodel Posts: 154 Member
    No shade but are dealing with any mental issues? You post quite often and they all appear to be starving for attention. Additionally, your posts or statements regarding body image and diet are irrational at best. There are tons of information on this site regarding CICO and sustainable ways to lose weight but you seem hell bent on fads. OAN: I can only image what your fb or ig feed looks like...geez girl

    No I actually came here for help
    I have thousands of followers on Ig
    Ilovenikita804 ...... Plug I don't need any more attention I need help to lose weight
  • danacondah
    danacondah Posts: 57 Member
    No shade but are dealing with any mental issues? You post quite often and they all appear to be starving for attention. Additionally, your posts or statements regarding body image and diet are irrational at best. There are tons of information on this site regarding CICO and sustainable ways to lose weight but you seem hell bent on fads. OAN: I can only image what your fb or ig feed looks like...geez girl

    No I actually came here for help
    I have thousands of followers on Ig
    Ilovenikita804 ...... Plug I don't need any more attention I need help to lose weight

    So the IG name drop was just coincidental?
  • nikkithefatmodel
    nikkithefatmodel Posts: 154 Member
    x311Tifa wrote: »
    I don't even know what cannabis is I meant to say I'm going to eat less OK people

    Cannabis is an "illegal drug" except in Washington state and Colorado. It causes munchies. Not a MFP friendly substance, if you ask me.
    I meant cannibalism
  • kshama2001
    kshama2001 Posts: 28,052 Member
    majigurl wrote: »
    Coley88 wrote: »
    majigurl wrote: »
    Coley88 wrote: »
    Im going to eat less people lol
    Turning away from cannibalism is always a good thing.

    Human meat is low carbs though... so maybe this could work?

    Great, now you're promoting cannibalism.. lovely.. ty.

    It will be the new fad diet within a week.

    The high human meat, low carb, no vodka diet promises that you'll lose 15lbs in one hour!

    I'm in! where do I sign up!

    No wait.. no vodka? But can I still have red wine? Please tell me I can have red wine and I'm in! woot!

    Human meat pairs so well with a pinot noir.

    Pfft, everybody knows you're supposed to pair cannibalism with a nice chianti!

    And fava beans...so carbs...well, carry on with your pinot noir then.
  • strong_curves
    strong_curves Posts: 2,229 Member
    Omg !!!! I didn't mean that y'all probably think I'm crazy

    I do :|

  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    No shade but are dealing with any mental issues? You post quite often and they all appear to be starving for attention. Additionally, your posts or statements regarding body image and diet are irrational at best. There are tons of information on this site regarding CICO and sustainable ways to lose weight but you seem hell bent on fads. OAN: I can only image what your fb or ig feed looks like...geez girl

    No I actually came here for help
    I have thousands of followers on Ig
    Ilovenikita804 ...... Plug I don't need any more attention I need help to lose weight

    so do you have a scale? do you weigh your food and log it accurately and persistently? Do you weigh yourself to evaluate your results and then adjust accordingly?
  • nikkithefatmodel
    nikkithefatmodel Posts: 154 Member
    danacondah wrote: »
    No shade but are dealing with any mental issues? You post quite often and they all appear to be starving for attention. Additionally, your posts or statements regarding body image and diet are irrational at best. There are tons of information on this site regarding CICO and sustainable ways to lose weight but you seem hell bent on fads. OAN: I can only image what your fb or ig feed looks like...geez girl

    No I actually came here for help
    I have thousands of followers on Ig
    Ilovenikita804 ...... Plug I don't need any more attention I need help to lose weight

    So the IG name drop was just coincidental?

    I said plug can u read
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    with the amount of woo woo in this thread, this cannot be serious...

    Welcome back, you've been missed

    thinking I should just retreat now and never come back ...
  • Ready2Rock206
    Ready2Rock206 Posts: 9,487 Member
    Omg !!!! I didn't mean that y'all probably think I'm crazy

    pretty much
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
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    Wearing this corset too

    your squat form is off....
  • majigurl
    majigurl Posts: 660 Member

    No I actually came here for help
    I have thousands of followers on Ig
    Ilovenikita804 ...... Plug I don't need any more attention I need help to lose weight

    If you want the help, then take the advice! Purdy simple.

    You get LOADS of really good advice, like forget fad diets. That's a great one there :smiley:



  • nikkithefatmodel
    nikkithefatmodel Posts: 154 Member
    Tomk652015 wrote: »
    No shade but are dealing with any mental issues? You post quite often and they all appear to be starving for attention. Additionally, your posts or statements regarding body image and diet are irrational at best. There are tons of information on this site regarding CICO and sustainable ways to lose weight but you seem hell bent on fads. OAN: I can only image what your fb or ig feed looks like...geez girl

    No I actually came here for help
    I have thousands of followers on Ig
    Ilovenikita804 ...... Plug I don't need any more attention I need help to lose weight

    so do you have a scale? do you weigh your food and log it accurately and persistently? Do you weigh yourself to evaluate your results and then adjust accordingly?

    I have a scale
  • kshama2001
    kshama2001 Posts: 28,052 Member
    Tomk652015 wrote: »
    No shade but are dealing with any mental issues? You post quite often and they all appear to be starving for attention. Additionally, your posts or statements regarding body image and diet are irrational at best. There are tons of information on this site regarding CICO and sustainable ways to lose weight but you seem hell bent on fads. OAN: I can only image what your fb or ig feed looks like...geez girl

    No I actually came here for help
    I have thousands of followers on Ig
    Ilovenikita804 ...... Plug I don't need any more attention I need help to lose weight

    so do you have a scale? do you weigh your food and log it accurately and persistently? Do you weigh yourself to evaluate your results and then adjust accordingly?

    No, all she does is count the carbs....and not eat the carbs.
  • jdemafelis
    jdemafelis Posts: 1 Member
    are you doing the keto diet then?
  • ClosetBayesian
    ClosetBayesian Posts: 836 Member
    No I actually came here for help
    I have thousands of followers on Ig
    Ilovenikita804 ...... Plug I don't need any more attention I need help to lose weight

    ... Did you miss the pages upon pages of help in your other threads?
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    Tomk652015 wrote: »
    No shade but are dealing with any mental issues? You post quite often and they all appear to be starving for attention. Additionally, your posts or statements regarding body image and diet are irrational at best. There are tons of information on this site regarding CICO and sustainable ways to lose weight but you seem hell bent on fads. OAN: I can only image what your fb or ig feed looks like...geez girl

    No I actually came here for help
    I have thousands of followers on Ig
    Ilovenikita804 ...... Plug I don't need any more attention I need help to lose weight

    so do you have a scale? do you weigh your food and log it accurately and persistently? Do you weigh yourself to evaluate your results and then adjust accordingly?

    I have a scale

    uhmmmm....and the rest of it? ^
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