First day of no carbs

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  • nikkithefatmodel
    nikkithefatmodel Posts: 154 Member
    jdemafelis wrote: »
    are you doing the keto diet then?

    Yes I just bought those pee strip things
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    this thread will self destruct in 3...oh wait, it already did....
  • nikkithefatmodel
    nikkithefatmodel Posts: 154 Member
    Ok I'm about to go home and dance for 20 mins
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Ok I'm about to go home and dance for 20 mins

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  • nikkithefatmodel
    nikkithefatmodel Posts: 154 Member
    I'm so nice u guys are really mean
    Smh the shade is real
  • kshama2001
    kshama2001 Posts: 28,052 Member
    Tomk652015 wrote: »
    No shade but are dealing with any mental issues? You post quite often and they all appear to be starving for attention. Additionally, your posts or statements regarding body image and diet are irrational at best. There are tons of information on this site regarding CICO and sustainable ways to lose weight but you seem hell bent on fads. OAN: I can only image what your fb or ig feed looks like...geez girl

    No I actually came here for help
    I have thousands of followers on Ig
    Ilovenikita804 ...... Plug I don't need any more attention I need help to lose weight

    so do you have a scale? do you weigh your food and log it accurately and persistently? Do you weigh yourself to evaluate your results and then adjust accordingly?

    I have a scale

    A bathroom scale to weigh you or a food scale that you do in fact use to weigh your food?
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
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  • spookyface
    spookyface Posts: 420 Member
    elphie754 wrote: »
    210 this morning .,,, no food after 9
    And I have this workout app I'm going to use no more quick fix

    Why no food after 9?!?

    Someone said that was a good thing to do

    I don't do this but heard Dr. Oz said you should have a 12 hr. period including your sleeptime for your body to repair and reboot. I don't only because if I'm hungry I can't sleep.
  • chandanista
    chandanista Posts: 986 Member
    Does cannabis have carbs? What if it was consumed in a brownie by a human, and then the human was eaten by a cannibal? Would the cannibal gain from the indirect cannabis brownie carbs?
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    ndj1979 wrote: »
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    lmao. dude! rofl
  • CasperNaegle
    CasperNaegle Posts: 936 Member
    I think you will find most people on here do not support the fad diets.. Low carb just isn't a valuable diet you can live on. The low carb diets are high in fat which really just isn't healthy. Your body needs carbs. What you should really do is find out how many calories your body needs daily, put yourself in a 20% calorie deficit and you will lose weight. You can do a good balance of protein, carbs and fats to get all the nutrients your body needs. Also your body does not care when you feed it, do it on a schedule that works well for you and keeps you from wanting to snack. I save most of my calories for the evening as that's when I'm more likely to snack. Good luck on your weight loss journey.. This link can help you figure out your calorie needs.

    https://legionathletics.com/how-many-calories-should-i-eat/
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    I don't even know what cannabis is I meant to say I'm going to eat less OK people

    I think consuming evil people would weigh you down rather than uplift you. Perhaps you should eat the more OK people, or the really awesome people.
  • HorrorGeekLiz
    HorrorGeekLiz Posts: 195 Member
    I don't even know what cannabis is I meant to say I'm going to eat less OK people

    This (what is hopefully) auto-correct is extra hilarious if you've seen The Green Inferno.

    I'm not recommending anyone watch that movie..at all. But I know my fellow horror fans are out there who have seen it already and know what I'm talking about.
  • lisa9805
    lisa9805 Posts: 303 Member
    :D
  • WaterBunnie
    WaterBunnie Posts: 1,371 Member
    It's a good job I don't come to these threads looking for sensible advice! I'm having pasta tonight. Does this mean I'll instantly regain the 135lbs I've lost, or will I be OK if I eat it wearing a corset? ;-)
  • HorrorGeekLiz
    HorrorGeekLiz Posts: 195 Member
    However, to the OP - no carbs means no fruits and no vegetables which means no nutrition. What is the point of being thin but not healthy?

    PROCESSED carbs = bad. Whole food carbs = good.
  • Debmal77
    Debmal77 Posts: 4,770 Member
    ndj1979 wrote: »
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    LOL this is why we need you ndj!
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
    It's a good job I don't come to these threads looking for sensible advice! I'm having pasta tonight. Does this mean I'll instantly regain the 135lbs I've lost, or will I be OK if I eat it wearing a corset? ;-)

    As long as you don't drink vodka or eat people, you should be fine.
  • kshama2001
    kshama2001 Posts: 28,052 Member
    edited March 2016
    Im going to eat less people lol

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    @itsthehumidity you might enjoy this.
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    I don't even know what cannabis is I meant to say I'm going to eat less OK people

    I think consuming evil people would weigh you down rather than uplift you. Perhaps you should eat the more OK people, or the really awesome people.

    lol
  • singingflutelady
    singingflutelady Posts: 8,736 Member
    It's a good job I don't come to these threads looking for sensible advice! I'm having pasta tonight. Does this mean I'll instantly regain the 135lbs I've lost, or will I be OK if I eat it wearing a corset? ;-)

    What you didn't inject your fat into your butt?
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    However, to the OP - no carbs means no fruits and no vegetables which means no nutrition. What is the point of being thin but not healthy?

    PROCESSED carbs = bad. Whole food carbs = good.

    fixed it for you ...

    and I would be curious what a processed carb is....
  • stevencloser
    stevencloser Posts: 8,911 Member
    K.
  • nikkithefatmodel
    nikkithefatmodel Posts: 154 Member
    A bunch of bullies .....
  • nikkithefatmodel
    nikkithefatmodel Posts: 154 Member
    Stop the mfc bullying
  • ASKyle
    ASKyle Posts: 1,475 Member
    x311Tifa wrote: »
    I don't even know what cannabis is I meant to say I'm going to eat less OK people

    Cannabis is an "illegal drug" except in Washington state and Colorado. It causes munchies. Not a MFP friendly substance, if you ask me.

    Don't forget Oregon and Alaska!
  • lemurcat12
    lemurcat12 Posts: 30,886 Member
    majigurl wrote: »
    Coley88 wrote: »
    majigurl wrote: »
    Coley88 wrote: »
    Im going to eat less people lol
    Turning away from cannibalism is always a good thing.

    Human meat is low carbs though... so maybe this could work?

    Great, now you're promoting cannibalism.. lovely.. ty.

    It will be the new fad diet within a week.

    The high human meat, low carb, no vodka diet promises that you'll lose 15lbs in one hour!

    I'm in! where do I sign up!

    No wait.. no vodka? But can I still have red wine? Please tell me I can have red wine and I'm in! woot!

    Human meat pairs so well with a pinot noir.

    Careful, I think she said a no cab diet.

    Pinot is probably okay, or zin.
  • Quarkles
    Quarkles Posts: 69 Member
    I don't even know what cannabis is I meant to say I'm going to eat less OK people

    This (what is hopefully) auto-correct is extra hilarious if you've seen The Green Inferno.

    I'm not recommending anyone watch that movie..at all. But I know my fellow horror fans are out there who have seen it already and know what I'm talking about.

    THEY'VE GOT THE MUNCHIES!!!

    (It took me until someone mentioning cannibalizing a person who ate a pot brownie to make the Green Inferno connection. But I'm also kind of a dunce.)

  • x311Tifa
    x311Tifa Posts: 357 Member
    ASKyle wrote: »
    x311Tifa wrote: »
    I don't even know what cannabis is I meant to say I'm going to eat less OK people

    Cannabis is an "illegal drug" except in Washington state and Colorado. It causes munchies. Not a MFP friendly substance, if you ask me.

    Don't forget Oregon and Alaska!

    REALLY? I apparently missed the memo...
  • majigurl
    majigurl Posts: 660 Member
    lemurcat12 wrote: »
    majigurl wrote: »
    Coley88 wrote: »
    majigurl wrote: »
    Coley88 wrote: »
    Im going to eat less people lol
    Turning away from cannibalism is always a good thing.

    Human meat is low carbs though... so maybe this could work?

    Great, now you're promoting cannibalism.. lovely.. ty.

    It will be the new fad diet within a week.

    The high human meat, low carb, no vodka diet promises that you'll lose 15lbs in one hour!

    I'm in! where do I sign up!

    No wait.. no vodka? But can I still have red wine? Please tell me I can have red wine and I'm in! woot!

    Human meat pairs so well with a pinot noir.

    Careful, I think she said a no cab diet.

    Pinot is probably okay, or zin.

    That was an error, it's LOW carb diet
    :smile: I think we identified Human meat as low carb!

    I'm in!

    *does happy dance*
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