First day of no carbs
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I think you will find most people on here do not support the fad diets.. Low carb just isn't a valuable diet you can live on. The low carb diets are high in fat which really just isn't healthy. Your body needs carbs. What you should really do is find out how many calories your body needs daily, put yourself in a 20% calorie deficit and you will lose weight. You can do a good balance of protein, carbs and fats to get all the nutrients your body needs. Also your body does not care when you feed it, do it on a schedule that works well for you and keeps you from wanting to snack. I save most of my calories for the evening as that's when I'm more likely to snack. Good luck on your weight loss journey.. This link can help you figure out your calorie needs.
https://legionathletics.com/how-many-calories-should-i-eat/0 -
nikkithefatmodel wrote: »I don't even know what cannabis is I meant to say I'm going to eat less OK people
I think consuming evil people would weigh you down rather than uplift you. Perhaps you should eat the more OK people, or the really awesome people.0 -
nikkithefatmodel wrote: »I don't even know what cannabis is I meant to say I'm going to eat less OK people
This (what is hopefully) auto-correct is extra hilarious if you've seen The Green Inferno.
I'm not recommending anyone watch that movie..at all. But I know my fellow horror fans are out there who have seen it already and know what I'm talking about.0 -
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It's a good job I don't come to these threads looking for sensible advice! I'm having pasta tonight. Does this mean I'll instantly regain the 135lbs I've lost, or will I be OK if I eat it wearing a corset? ;-)0
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However, to the OP - no carbs means no fruits and no vegetables which means no nutrition. What is the point of being thin but not healthy?
PROCESSED carbs = bad. Whole food carbs = good.0 -
WaterBunnie wrote: »It's a good job I don't come to these threads looking for sensible advice! I'm having pasta tonight. Does this mean I'll instantly regain the 135lbs I've lost, or will I be OK if I eat it wearing a corset? ;-)
As long as you don't drink vodka or eat people, you should be fine.0 -
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nutmegoreo wrote: »nikkithefatmodel wrote: »I don't even know what cannabis is I meant to say I'm going to eat less OK people
I think consuming evil people would weigh you down rather than uplift you. Perhaps you should eat the more OK people, or the really awesome people.
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WaterBunnie wrote: »It's a good job I don't come to these threads looking for sensible advice! I'm having pasta tonight. Does this mean I'll instantly regain the 135lbs I've lost, or will I be OK if I eat it wearing a corset? ;-)
What you didn't inject your fat into your butt?0 -
HorrorGeekLiz wrote: »However, to the OP - no carbs means no fruits and no vegetables which means no nutrition. What is the point of being thin but not healthy?
PROCESSED carbs = bad. Whole food carbs = good.
fixed it for you ...
and I would be curious what a processed carb is....0 -
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A bunch of bullies .....0
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Stop the mfc bullying0
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nikkithefatmodel wrote: »I don't even know what cannabis is I meant to say I'm going to eat less OK people
Cannabis is an "illegal drug" except in Washington state and Colorado. It causes munchies. Not a MFP friendly substance, if you ask me.
Don't forget Oregon and Alaska!0 -
WaterBunnie wrote: »
Turning away from cannibalism is always a good thing.nikkithefatmodel wrote: »Im going to eat less people lol
Human meat is low carbs though... so maybe this could work?
Great, now you're promoting cannibalism.. lovely.. ty.
It will be the new fad diet within a week.
The high human meat, low carb, no vodka diet promises that you'll lose 15lbs in one hour!
I'm in! where do I sign up!
No wait.. no vodka? But can I still have red wine? Please tell me I can have red wine and I'm in! woot!
Human meat pairs so well with a pinot noir.
Careful, I think she said a no cab diet.
Pinot is probably okay, or zin.0 -
HorrorGeekLiz wrote: »nikkithefatmodel wrote: »I don't even know what cannabis is I meant to say I'm going to eat less OK people
This (what is hopefully) auto-correct is extra hilarious if you've seen The Green Inferno.
I'm not recommending anyone watch that movie..at all. But I know my fellow horror fans are out there who have seen it already and know what I'm talking about.
THEY'VE GOT THE MUNCHIES!!!
(It took me until someone mentioning cannibalizing a person who ate a pot brownie to make the Green Inferno connection. But I'm also kind of a dunce.)
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nikkithefatmodel wrote: »I don't even know what cannabis is I meant to say I'm going to eat less OK people
Cannabis is an "illegal drug" except in Washington state and Colorado. It causes munchies. Not a MFP friendly substance, if you ask me.
Don't forget Oregon and Alaska!
REALLY? I apparently missed the memo...0 -
lemurcat12 wrote: »WaterBunnie wrote: »
Turning away from cannibalism is always a good thing.nikkithefatmodel wrote: »Im going to eat less people lol
Human meat is low carbs though... so maybe this could work?
Great, now you're promoting cannibalism.. lovely.. ty.
It will be the new fad diet within a week.
The high human meat, low carb, no vodka diet promises that you'll lose 15lbs in one hour!
I'm in! where do I sign up!
No wait.. no vodka? But can I still have red wine? Please tell me I can have red wine and I'm in! woot!
Human meat pairs so well with a pinot noir.
Careful, I think she said a no cab diet.
Pinot is probably okay, or zin.
That was an error, it's LOW carb diet
I think we identified Human meat as low carb!
I'm in!
*does happy dance*
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