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  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
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    Is new to these boards.
  • Peter_Brady
    Peter_Brady Posts: 3,750 Member
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    is new to these threads
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
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    Knows that I'm not new to these threads.
  • calbadger
    calbadger Posts: 283 Member
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    Is not, as Jimi Hendrix sang, experienced.
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
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    Secretly detests striped shirts.
  • calbadger
    calbadger Posts: 283 Member
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    Is actually visible.
  • mrssie1223
    mrssie1223 Posts: 146 Member
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    Obsessively takes selfies in the bathroom mirror of his bare chest. ; )
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Really is a grey blob
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
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    ^Ha ha

    Has no sense of humor
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    They call her Megsie but her full name is Megalodon named after her grea, great, great Grandfather the very first loan shark!
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    She has a large, ornately framed picture over her fireplace, showing her square dancing with a chupacabra. It is her prize possession, second only to that piece of toast that Elvis' face appears on.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She escaped an Insane asylum
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Set her crotch on fire ..lighting her farts :D
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She told me that it wouldn't hurt me!!!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    I did not laugh when I wrote that..

    It wouldnt have hurt if you hadn't used a blow torch
  • teets19771
    teets19771 Posts: 64 Member
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    She likes to blow torch peoples farts
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    I found out that she wanted my boyfriend who told her that our sex was great! :dizzy:
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    She likes to take her posse to the local vegan health food restaurant and try to order gmo corn, hot dogs made with factory farmed meat, and poptarts. Asks for a scrambled egg dish containing chicken eggs from cage raised hens that live in another country...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She's my full posse and it was her idea!
  • steviesmith469
    steviesmith469 Posts: 230 Member
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    she like me a lot

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