We broke up because...
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She wanted us to get matching tattoos from head to toe0
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He hated when I beat him at everything we played0
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she physically beat me0
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He always felt that I was abusive!0
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She was always feeling up the milk man0
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I always brought home the Bacon but she just had to have her milk or else!!!!0
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She cursed me out.
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He called me a Witch!0
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She insisted we take her broom everywhere0
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Couldn't sweep her off her feet.0
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Always trying to knock me to the floor!
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I didn't knock one time and was floored by who she was with!0
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He drank so much he always ended up on the floor0
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She couldn't drink the fruits of my love0
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She insisted on wearing her thong at all times...0
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I never saw his face0
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She was always peeping over her sun glasses at all the cuties arses that walked by thinking I wouldn't notice!0
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We would fixate on a single body part0
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Was way too sweet..gave me cavities0
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She always stole my material!
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