Kids say the funniest things...

I've heard this story a million times; my family must think it's just that funny.

When I was younger (maybe 3 or 4), I was sitting on my Nana's lap and she was telling me a story. I put my hand up to stop her and said, "Nana, your breath smells". She responded with, "oh yeah, what does it smell like?" I said, "a lot of things, but mostly garbage and poop".

I am 23 now and I will never live it down!

I've heard this story a million times; my family must think it's just that funny.

When I was younger (maybe 3 or 4), I was sitting on my Nana's lap and she was telling me a story. I put my hand up to stop her and said, "Nana, your breath smells". She responded with, "oh yeah, what does it smell like?" I said, "a lot of things, but mostly garbage and poop".

I am 23 now and I will never live it down!

That had me in tears! So funny! Your family is right!

My son was almost 3 and he came in the bathroom as i was getting out of the shower. He had never said anything about our bodies being different or even seemed to take notice, but for some reason that day, he "noticed" me. He looked up at me nearly in tears and said with great concern..."Oh, Mama, You're broken!!!" Took everything I had not to fall over laughing. I covered up and tried to explain things in an age appropriate manner and after that tried to keep him out of the bathroom.......:blushing:

OMG I had totally forgotten about this story until I read yours. I was changing clothes when my son was about 2 and he pointed at me and said "mommy has an owie, you need a band-aid". My husband and I about fell on the floor laughing!

a few years back i took my niece out to a movie we saw 28 days later my niece was probably around 7 years old. befor you say she is way to young to watch those movies i had her parents permission. My sister actually really loves scary movies and lets her daughters watch them too... she always explains to them that they are just movie and they are fake. My nieces love them and get a kick out of being scared.

so anyways we are sitting in the movie theater and there is a couple behind us talking about us saying things about us and how irresponsible we are to bring a small child to a movie like this. of course we could over hear them.

so my niece gets up stands on the chair looks back at the couple and says ' its only a movie its all fake its not real blood its ketchup don't be scared, i am not!"

Appetitie supressant:
We were sitting down to eat dinner, which happened to include cod fillets. I was saying to my barely-talking, sign language-learning 18 month old, "We're eating fish." She proceeded to do the 'sign' opening and closing her mouth like a fish, which she does when she wants to watch our goldfish. The mental picture of us sitting down to dinner of goldfish was enough to curdle my stomach!

My husband is in a band. All of the band member's kids love to get up and sing with them during practice. My son, who was about 3.5 or 4 at the time LOVES rock music. When the band started playing Knocking on Heaven's door, he jumped up, grabbed the mic and sang "Stop, stop, knockin on Kevin's door."

Thank GOd I have it on video

My family loves this one:

I was a little girl when Strawberry Shortcake was big. i had gotten a Strawberry Shortcake doll that "blew" strawberry scented kisses when you squeezed her. I was sitting on the potty with my baby doll using the restroom when my grandma came in to check on me. Playing around with me she said "Shew wee, it stinks in here." I said, "I know Granny, it smells like Strawberries and a**wholes!!"

My son had a speech delay and when he was about 20 months old the only word he could say was "Dada and Diarrhea" How the hell can this kid say Diarrhea and Dada but no other words LMAO!!!

Baha. My mom will always tell these two stories.

First: I was three-ish trying to learn how to read. She was trying to explain to me how to make the "e" sound on words. I stood up, looked at her and said "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" like an old man with diahrrea. [:

Second: We were sitting at home watching a Rolling Stones concert when my mom said how much she loooooved Mick Jagger. I looked at her very quizzically and asked (seriously): "Mommy, what's McJagger's first name?!" She loves that one. I was about 6/7 during that.

The one my dad always tells people. I was two, and he turned off my FAVORITE song (something by Nirvana) to turn on a record that he wanted to hear instead. I got super mad at him and threw a toy at his record player (broke it). Another time he turned off my favorite movie (the Crow) to put in something else. Well, later that night I shoved a block in the VHS player.

I was a destructive kid when my dad messed with my media.

Here is my conversation with my 5 year old on Sunday, Fathers Day.

Ethan "Mom we forgot to give dad his armpit."
Me "His armpit? What are you talking about?"
Ethan "That's how you say present in Spanish."
Mom "No its not."
Ethan "Japanese?"

Oy!

I've heard this story a million times; my family must think it's just that funny.

When I was younger (maybe 3 or 4), I was sitting on my Nana's lap and she was telling me a story. I put my hand up to stop her and said, "Nana, your breath smells". She responded with, "oh yeah, what does it smell like?" I said, "a lot of things, but mostly garbage and poop".

I am 23 now and I will never live it down!

This is FANTASTIC! Thanks for sharing and I can see why you will never live it down, it's too precious not to remember.