We broke up because...
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He was just too young didn't understand my jokes from the past0
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Wouldn't leave the glasses on when going to bed
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He had the hots for my mom instead...0
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Got mad when I said she looked like her mom.0
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Said I couldn't cook and clean like his mom0
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Asked if we could make out on the chesterfield...wtf is that?0
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He didn't understand my kinkiness0
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Was into so many kinks she wanted us to go to some underground club....0
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(you do know me
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He wanted me so underground he started digging a big hole in the backyard0 -
He wanted me to dress up like a little girl.0
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She wanted me to cut my hair so I looked like a little boy0
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He couldn't hit the target even when it was right in front of him0
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Too critical of my performance0
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Made fun of my hat fetish0
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Wore her sombrero in bed..no room for me ..that was one big *kitten* hat0
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I was tired of short and curlies in my mouth...0
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Freaked me out when he took his teeth out0
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Wanted to always leave bite marks on me0
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Her nails left permanent scars0
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Tryed to nail me to the bed wtf I'm not Jesus0
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Would always scream oh Jesus at the top of her lungs.0
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He noises during sex were not ok0
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She didn't make a sound during sex. It was eerie and frankly disturbing.0
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She didn't hear anything I definitely made noises but she couldn't hear them0
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He didn't like my cosplay costumes.0
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He wanted me to wear kinky costumes everyday I mean every once in a while is fine but0
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She wouldn't go to the nudist resort with me0
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She likes nude beaches0
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His PDAs took place with strangers not me..0
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She always wanted to get a PDA but I didn't0
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