We broke up because...

RunHardBeStrong · March 2016

He was just too young didn't understand my jokes from the past

ansonrinesmith · March 2016

Wouldn't leave the glasses on when going to bed

SarahBeth0625 · March 2016

He had the hots for my mom instead...

AndrewBartlett25 · March 2016

Got mad when I said she looked like her mom.

RunHardBeStrong · March 2016

Said I couldn't cook and clean like his mom

AndrewBartlett25 · March 2016

Asked if we could make out on the chesterfield...wtf is that?

RunHardBeStrong · March 2016

He didn't understand my kinkiness

kjm3579 · March 2016

Was into so many kinks she wanted us to go to some underground club....

RunHardBeStrong · March 2016

(you do know me

) lol j/k

He wanted me so underground he started digging a big hole in the backyard

zbakrjc · March 2016

He wanted me to dress up like a little girl.

cmDaffy · March 2016

She wanted me to cut my hair so I looked like a little boy

RunHardBeStrong · March 2016

He couldn't hit the target even when it was right in front of him

jbuzzed · March 2016

Too critical of my performance

jbuzzed · March 2016

Made fun of my hat fetish

slimgirljo15 · March 2016

Wore her sombrero in bed..no room for me ..that was one big *kitten* hat

cmDaffy · March 2016

I was tired of short and curlies in my mouth...

nitroalley · March 2016

Freaked me out when he took his teeth out

cmDaffy · March 2016

Wanted to always leave bite marks on me

nitroalley · March 2016

Her nails left permanent scars

angiep153 · March 2016

Tryed to nail me to the bed wtf I'm not Jesus

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