We broke up because...

slimgirljo15

She worked me like I was her maid

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was lazy and wouldn't wash my undies

slimgirljo15

I got sick of scrubbing soiled undies

FabulousFantasticFifty

Her fault... always making me laugh till I p myself!

1Wildthang

She was nicknamed Peter pants

FabulousFantasticFifty

She left me because I didn't have one of those

SojournerThirteen

She wanted me to give-up my Peter and thatz not happenin!

SuperStampede

He was still in love with his Ex, Peter.

slimgirljo15

He also loved Peter

liftorgohome

She always watched Pete Pan

FabulousFantasticFifty

I don't know! He was always bringing up some guy named Pete!
I got suspicious!

liftorgohome

She didn't like my friend Pete b/c we would get high

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was always stealing my Ganja and sharing it with Pete

Susannahwlj

She always wore no bra when we went out

RunHardBeStrong

She was always more worried about what others thought instead of how I felt

LauraInTheWater

She insisted I wear bras when we go out. Something about a past relationship...

FabulousFantasticFifty

She burned all my bras

LauraInTheWater

She called me a pyromaniac, which I admittedly can be.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Went pt Prison for burning down Walmart

Linlou125

She wouldn't let me shop at Walmart anymore

SuperStampede

She became a Walmart greeter and it took all her time.

RebelTakesAll

Because I finally figured it all out

SuperStampede

She wouldn't move to Texas, and take compliments!

liftorgohome

She was always spending the money she made at walmart

SuperStampede

He always called me a girl and didn't respect my part-time job at Walmart!

liftorgohome

He said he was Mike "the situation" and was always causing fights

Linlou125

He was dating Mike the situation!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was always watching Jersey Shore

FabulousFantasticFifty

He had a thing for Tori Spelling

SuperStampede

He left me for the Property Brothers... Both of them!