We broke up because...
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He told me to stay off his property, I can't help that I liked looking through his windows0
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Was tired of the peeping!0
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He had a part-time job as "Officer Naughty," the stripper cop!0
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I was a real cop and arrested him!0
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She got sued for police brutality and went broke.0
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She would never use the handcuffs and night stick during sexy time!0
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He said my big screen TV was too big.0
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He stole my big screen TV0
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She pushed me down the steps0
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He said he wanted me to ski down the steps... There was two landings... figured it was over.0
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He didnt like the Birthday cake I made him0
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I told her I couldn't resist cheese cake... she couldn't tell the difference. :-P0
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He doesn't share the damn cheesecake!0
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He and his friends were too cheesy0
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She wouldn't let me use the spray cheese in the boudoir!0
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He was getting Sexy with some Frenchie0
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She had a certain je ne sais quoi...0
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Stampede warned me about her not digging spray cheese activities.0
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He looked too much like Stone Cold Steve Austin and wanted to put me in a head-lock!0
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He wouldn't put the cap on the toothpaste .0
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She was always acting so bossy!1
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She was reluctant to be the dominatrix0
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His black leather thongs were such a pain to wash0
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She always complained about doing laundry.0
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He treated me like his housekeeper0
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She didn't wear the French maid outfit enough.0
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He wouldn't eat boxes of donuts with me0
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Not in public...lol
She took pictures of me eating doughnuts.0 -
He was a closet donut eater... I found him in our closet with powder on his face!1
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He was so Naive and couldn't recognise the difference between powdered sugar and other stuff
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