We broke up because...
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Wouldn't share his ice cream0
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Her perm smelled too strong0
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She destroyed both my slinky and rubix cube while drinking all of my mellow yellow...0
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He thought he was living on the 70s Show0
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I loved only one of his split personalities, the others were *kittens*0
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She was always confusing my Gender
I came to realize that she wanted a Man!
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She was gender confused and left me... I wanted BOTH of her!
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He said he HATED me 0
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She moaned too loud0
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She didn't like me moaning in bed.0
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I always had to fake an orgasim0
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We were both faking it during sexy time... It became a competition in acting!0
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I was always asking him how his day was and he was always giving me Fake news!
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She would talk dirty to me at work... made it hard to move around the office.
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I brought him lunch to work one day and he wouldn't come out from behind his desk0
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ROTF! Nuff said!
We got in a huge fight over sashimi or sticky rice!! C'mon!! I am on a low-carb diet!0 -
There was only one piece of Sushi left and he ate it without even asking if maybe I wanted it0
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I left the sticky rice on all the sushi for her... she didn't think it was a fair trade!0
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He was always trying new exotic foods and didn't even bring me along0
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She kept taking my shoes without asking0
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I loved her shoes and then found out they were my Ex's!1
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He wouldn't let me borrow his hair gel...0
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She wasn't 2 Spicy at all.0
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He would walk around saying, "I'M THE PUNISHER!" all the time...1
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She would always want to punish me with a whip0
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He was scared of a little Adventure in the corral0
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She kept making me ride the mechanical bull on high then laughed when I got kicked off0
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I was done with taking all of his bull!0
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She would never take charge and make a decision0
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I once bought a pair of slacks and he got offended because he wanted to wear the pants in the family0
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