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We broke up because...
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He was selfish
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I wasn't wild enough
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Sucked at drawing (inside joke) 0
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Didn't like my stick figure art0
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His stick figures were pornographic
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Her stick figures has huge circles!!0
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He knew wayyyyy too much about me.....annnnnd my singing
It scared him!0 -
I couldn't carry a tune
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Pig headed plain and simple0
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My lack of diaphragm0
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He didn't have confidence0
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He couldn't get enough air in his lungs to sing opera!0
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He skipped me 0
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She changed out of her sexy school girl outfit!1
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He likes flat bottomed girls 0
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She didn't like my big butt0
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She didn't like mine either0
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Her southern accent hurt my ears0
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Had a set of ears like a taxi with its doors open1
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Her lips were too big ..always getting caught in her zipper1
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Said I had big lips : least mine didn't clap when I walked like hers .. 3
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Her mouth was like a hoover0
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My mouth was like a Hoover, but she always kept saying, no thanks, my carpet is clean. :-(1
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He had a potty mouth 0 -
She kept missing the potty0
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she stood when she peed, scared me0
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He sat to pee..
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She didn't let me sleep with other woman0
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she wouldnt let me join in with her and Jo0
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He always wanted a threesome0
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