We broke up because...
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She's very rude to everyone. It was embarrassing
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She still used a pager0
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That's a carry case for a phone. Old photo lil grasshopper.
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She layed around too much0
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His nips were cuter than mine
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She had hairy nips0
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Got tired of him wearing my thong1
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She never wore a bra and gravity took over0
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She wasn't ready for all this jelly0
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she did not want to roll play...I Dream of Genie...0
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He drove a white paneled van with curtains0
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She didn't like me calling them bellyboobs. I used them as speed bags for boxing practice. lol 1 -
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He had pictures and paintings of himself all around the house0
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She had a cabbage patch doll collection and she would talk to them about me1
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He was evesdropping on my conversations with the cabbage patch.0
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she didnt like my barbie collection0
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She bit the hands and feet off of all her barbies0
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She grew tired of me speaking only in analogies and puns...0
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she didn't like tossed salad0
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We went to dinner and he tossed his salad!!0
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He made my burger well done!0
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i dont eat red meat0
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She didn't eat steak!!!!0
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She ate MY Steak!0
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He would give me the combination for the lock he put on the fridge0
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She said I could no longer claim her as a dependent for tax purposes...0
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One of his personalities hated me
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I suspected she was having affairs with my other personalities...0
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