We broke up because...
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He'd never let the sexy personality come out to play0
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She wanted to play too much
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She ate raw meat0
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She liked her steak to well done... deal breaker!0
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He wouldn't do karate in the garage with me and he put his testicles on my drum set.. not cool.1
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Only let me eat tube steak..0
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He wouldn't do karate in the garage with me and he put his testicles on my drum set.. not cool.
she wouldn't let me sit on her feet during crunches!slimgirljo15 wrote: »Only let me eat tube steak..
She wouldn't garnish my steak!0 -
I wanted salmon, not steak.0
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I wanted her to wear the plaid mini skirt EVERYDAY!! She denied me. :-(1
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Caught him wearing the mini skirt 1
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Caught her looking up some guys kilt1
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I liked hat guys kilt too0
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You had to many pictures of Irish guys on your phone0
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She wouldn't make me eggs and bacon very morning0
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She always mothered me0
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She wiped back to front0
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She didn't approve of how I dried her car... back to front!1
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He didn't wash my car0
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She gave me nasty looks0
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I always chose sexy time over washing the car!1
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I stayed weak from all the sexy time....
Who am I kidding, we didn't break up because of that! 0 -
She was a dynamo during sexy time... it was hard to keep up... I was never good a marathons!0
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I wore him out..broke him
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He promised me marathons..... never happened
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I could only give her sprints... 4x per day!!0
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He wouldn't ever take showers with me0
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I liked baths0
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She always wanted me to bathe her0
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I wanted her in the shower so much her skin was pruned and waterlogged... people started to talk!0
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He always dressed like he was running a campaign0
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