We broke up because...
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Her idea of Marathon was a tiny town in Northern Ontario.0
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He kept throwing the soap on the floor in our joint shower time..I got sick of picking it up1
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Hee always called me hoser!0
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Was sick of ironing his shirts0
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Hit me with said Iron1
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I offered to have my shirts dry cleaned to have more sexy time...1
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He still didn't want sexy time0
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Her stripper name was one eyed willy0
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She thought I had a "Willy"1
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I gave her a wet Willy!!1
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He stopped giving to charity1
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Her name was Charity and she was wanting Superman to give her something
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Didnt believe me when i told her i was super man0
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We did? First I knew1
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She'd wash the dishes with her tongue0
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She snorts when she laughs1
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shedidintlikemesnortingwhenisprayedherwitmymilk
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I wasn't interested0
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I couldn't get her interested in anything0
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He fell for his boss
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She cheated on me with her boss to get a head in the company. She got fired instead.0
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She wanted me and my Female boss0
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He wanted a 3some with his boss0
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She wanted to have a theesome with my male boss.0
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He didn't like it I liked his boss0
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She slept with every boss I ever had, male or female.0
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the gym was more important1
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I couldn't catch him0
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He wouldn't stop running. I could keep up on our date0
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Her name says it all! I couldn't handle her reputation 'round town0
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