We broke up because...

bruby28

I was more of an *kitten* man , not so much legs .

Egger29

She was a He

FabulousFantasticFifty

LOL! He was always beating me to the punch!

Egger29

She was always punching me to a beating!

bruby28

She wasn't supportive of my change into a man

FabulousFantasticFifty

Her skin was softer than mine even with the five o'clock shadow

bruby28

She wouldn't help me tuck my bits in

FabulousFantasticFifty

I couldn't bare the thought of handling bits that were connected to a flowered crown

liftorgohome

She didn't like the flowers I bought her, she called them tidbits

bruby28

His nips reminded me of my coin collection

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bruby28

Threw all my post it's away and my secret stash of vodka

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bruby28

Always made fun of my unibrow and excessive hair growth especially on the nips

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bruby28

Decided to grow out all my hairy bits to look more like him

Stoshew71

I wasn't a snapchat type of bf.

bruby28

I wasn't into short blue shorts

mila0814

she didnt let me watch my favorite tv shows

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bruby28

He was always watching Dexter to get ideas

FabulousFantasticFifty

She almost had a Coronary the time I pulled out my Hacksaw

SuperStampede

She laughed because I named my *kitten* hacksaw!!

FabulousFantasticFifty

He called me fifty and my name is Fab!

SuperStampede

She was in denial about her marriage to Fifty cent! Even though she dropped the last name, everyone knew. :-(

RebelTakesAll

Mark my words

SuperStampede

She had to stop smiling so I wouldn't run into stationary objects!!

FabulousFantasticFifty

He wouldn't buy me some Wine

1Wildthang

I bought too much wine

Mike_take2

Wouldn't share any of her wine