True Confessions - Don't Judge

So leave your judgement hats off and confess something to us. I'll start...

I confess I find these "person above you" threads ridiculous but pathetically continue posting in them. Lol...

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BaconBae

I confess that my initial confession is no longer because the post 2 persons above, made me sad with a visual.

BaconBae

I now confess that I finally understand why people complain about sitting down on the toilet after leg day

pichiPurinsesu

i confess that i may have unrealistic expectations when it comes to relationships

therealhyper

deaddolly wrote: »

I confess I haven't shaved my armpits since October... And I don't care!

Lmao.

therealhyper

pichiPurinsesu wrote: »

i confess that i may have unrealistic expectations when it comes to relationships

At least you are honest !

pichiPurinsesu

therealhyper wrote: »

pichiPurinsesu wrote: »

i confess that i may have unrealistic expectations when it comes to relationships

At least you are honest !

Well, that's a plus haha

47Jacqueline

I confess I'm often provocative when I comment in posts here and on Facebook.

therealhyper

pichiPurinsesu wrote: »

therealhyper wrote: »

pichiPurinsesu wrote: »

i confess that i may have unrealistic expectations when it comes to relationships

At least you are honest !

Well, that's a plus haha

Haha...indeed !

Deckhand562

JSurita3 wrote: »

I confess I let alcohol keep me from progress and sadly not doing better.

Me too. I stopped drinking for New Years and I'm still dry. Of course, it IS St Paddy's day...

Deckhand562

gcibsthom wrote: »

I confess that I spend far too much time in these chat rooms....no plans to stop

Ditto

Deckhand562

ind1983 wrote: »

I now confess that I finally understand why people complain about sitting down on the toilet after leg day

This

ClubSilencio

I confess I think I've lost my sex drive. June 1st of last year, after listening to an audiobook on The Tao, I decided to embark on a quest for spiritual growth that would involve abstaining from self-pleasure as well as sex (by default, I wasn't getting laid anyway). My goal was 100 days but I experienced such stark moments of enlightenment that I kept charging on. Well, it's been almost 300 days now and I think I lost my sex drive two months ago. Yesterday I was standing in line at Trader Joe's during the after-work rush and in front of me was this woman wearing a tight pencil skirt. And her booty was looking like an eraser if you know what I mean. I took a quick gander and then all I could think about was, "So what am I gonna do with this Gnocchi?" Bruh, I have like no interest in women anymore. At least not sexually. Is this ASEXUALITY? I must say that I enjoy the discipline that comes with being in complete control of my chakra systems and thus I have no plans of breaking the fast. I'm glad I have a place to share this as my people around me would surely recommend psychiatric help and otherwise make me feel inadequate. But MFP understands. They always do.

dhru2016

I have been drinking green beer since 9:30am

T0M_K

dhru2016 wrote: »

I have been drinking green beer since 9:30am

I love you

Markdjones83

dhru2016 wrote: »

I have been drinking green beer since 9:30am

I just trolled your pictures and was slightly aroused at the thought of you being drunk in hte middle of the afternoon. Creepy I know lol

T0M_K

i confess trolling pictures sounds creepy.

glassyo

My confession needs a little background. I estranged myself from my family years ago...for reasons totally my own...and have no desire to talk to any of them. I received an email from my sister yesterday saying I should call my mother as she'll be moving in to a facility about TWO FREAKIN' BLOCKS away from where I live.

I confess I'm terrified I'll run into her or other family members now and will be the complete *kitten* to them that I've become to other people I barely know who annoy me and not care. (There's this one guy I run into when I'm out taking my walks who apparently is a glutton for punishment.)

*sigh* I used to be such a nice person.

Ooooo and I also confess this is going to totally screw with my weight loss and I'll gain it back because of how paranoid I already am (and I've had less will power the last couple days than I usually have.)

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T0M_K

I confess I'm in one of "those" moods today

joeross155

lauranorr wrote: »

I am happily married but I confess I did highlight the scruff thread. Because that's my favorite and sometimes it's fun to look

I confess I don't know what the scruff thread is but I'm curious

slimgirljo15

ClubSilencio wrote: »

I confess I think I've lost my sex drive. June 1st of last year, after listening to an audiobook on The Tao, I decided to embark on a quest for spiritual growth that would involve abstaining from self-pleasure as well as sex (by default, I wasn't getting laid anyway). My goal was 100 days but I experienced such stark moments of enlightenment that I kept charging on. Well, it's been almost 300 days now and I think I lost my sex drive two months ago. Yesterday I was standing in line at Trader Joe's during the after-work rush and in front of me was this woman wearing a tight pencil skirt. And her booty was looking like an eraser if you know what I mean. I took a quick gander and then all I could think about was, "So what am I gonna do with this Gnocchi?" Bruh, I have like no interest in women anymore. At least not sexually. Is this ASEXUALITY? I must say that I enjoy the discipline that comes with being in complete control of my chakra systems and thus I have no plans of breaking the fast. I'm glad I have a place to share this as my people around me would surely recommend psychiatric help and otherwise make me feel inadequate. But MFP understands. They always do.

Shyness40

lauranorr wrote: »

I am happily married but I confess I did highlight the scruff thread. Because that's my favorite and sometimes it's fun to look

I confess I'm right there with you.

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King_Spicy

I feel like I have so much juicy stuff I could say, but its not really a confession if I don't keep any of it secret. I'm an outgoing and open guy, with no secrets. I guess I confess to putting too much trust in others, especially on a public forum.

dhru2016

I partied a bit too much yesterday. Who am I kidding? It was way too much. And I'm not even Irish!

Shyness40

I had to hire someone to do work for me since my husband is out of town. I confess there were I couple of people I could have used, but I choose the cutest guy to come fix it.

King_Spicy

^lol Reminds me of when I hired a cook/maid when my wife decided to work all evening shifts one week. I coulda used anyone, but found a nice thai girl to cook for me.

RunHardBeStrong

I want to throat punch patients that come into our office that smell like they just crawled out of a garbage truck... but wouldn't go through with it only because I don't want to touch their gross smelly @ss

glassyo

xSPICYx wrote: »

^lol Reminds me of when I hired a cook/maid when my wife decided to work all evening shifts one week. I coulda used anyone, but found a nice thai girl to cook for me.

I confess I think your wife decided to work all evening shifts because she was tired of cooking and cleaning for you. Sheesh.

(Unless there's a valid reason you can't do it for yourself. In which case, I take it back.)

Sirius66TheBeat

I confess that about 20 years ago while at the beach with my then girlfriend, her sister came down too with her 5 kids..the youngest about 3 had Down Syndrome. The girlfriend wanted to walk the boardwalk with her but I said no because I didn't want people thinking it was my kid. Very scumbag of me but I was a dumb 24 year old. Would never do that today.