We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Caught her landscaping the neighbours bush..
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Didn't landscape enough0
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Woke up to her landscaping the dog... Awkward!0
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I caught him dirty dancing with Jo0
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he was too controlling0
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He was too loose..would hump anything.
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She complained my humps weren't good enough0
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Her humps hung..
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Wanted me to get new humps.. I prefer all natural0
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everything was fake with her. Even game me a fake name0
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I had to fake everything with him0
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She had a whole 'nother life and family, totally faked her love for me0
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she'd never been with a screamer. I think I totally freaked her out0
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Loud is OK, but when crime scene tape is unrolled outside the bedroom door, there is a bit of a problem.0
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she called the cops to me0
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He ALWAYS wanted to use the cuffs0
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I found her cuffed to his bed0
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she tricked me into letting her cuff me to the bed then made off with my wallet0
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He was always getting cuffed to others beds..but when I suggested it ...he went nuts0
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I had a nut allergy and she tried to feed me peanut butter0
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Didn't like the suggestions I had for peanut butter0
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His fetishes were even too much for me0
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he was a lot too kinky0
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his kinky ideas scared the heck out of me0
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She had some scary ideas in and out of the bedroom0
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She was a fraidy cat0
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She got a cat even though she knew I was allergic to them0
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He told me he was allergic to my kitty0
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gave me cat scratch fever0
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His cat always got in the way0
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