We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Kvm11628

Every time I walked by, she'd start singing "Brick House." I think she was insulting me.

Mrj183

There was no netflix

windee52

He couldnt handle my obsession with B rate zombie movies

Sniper_Chick

tried reenacting scenes from Walking Dead.. with me being the zombie

g44219

wanted me to wear a vest and carry a crossbow

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KelARita7

Had an issue with me wearing various costumes

Sniper_Chick

was fine with the dress code but drew a line at driving a motorcycle

nitroalley

Wanted to bury the hatchet

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g44219

was in the mob. Told me I would be sleeping with the fishes if I got out of line

Sniper_Chick

got nervous when I introduced him to my father

Kvm11628

Had the oddest nervous tics. It was embarrassing.

Sniper_Chick

hated when I imitated her

g44219

always imitated me. Even tried peeing standing up

Kvm11628

Had no aim

g44219

I was trying to shoot three pointers! said my bathroom was disgusting

Kvm11628

His three-point turns were more like 13 points. Worse.driver.ever.

Sniper_Chick

tried peeing hanging from the shower curtain rod..bad aim

GDLAZ

She objected to shower peeing.

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____WonderWoman

Couldn't handle me even if I came with instructions!

GDLAZ

The instructions were in a foreign language

____WonderWoman

He was never willing to learn new things

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nitroalley

She didn't want to get two

RunHardBeStrong

He wanted two girls unfortunately I wasn't even one of them

nitroalley

She didn't know me well enough

slimgirljo15

He...he..oh..I can't even say it..its too awful

RunHardBeStrong

She never said what she was really thinking