We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

slimgirljo15

Caught her landscaping the neighbours bush..

Kvm11628

Didn't landscape enough

RunHardBeStrong

Woke up to her landscaping the dog... Awkward!

g44219

I caught him dirty dancing with Jo

g44219

he was too controlling

slimgirljo15

He was too loose..would hump anything.

Kvm11628

She complained my humps weren't good enough

slimgirljo15

Her humps hung..

RunHardBeStrong

Wanted me to get new humps.. I prefer all natural

g44219

everything was fake with her. Even game me a fake name

Kvm11628

I had to fake everything with him

RunHardBeStrong

She had a whole 'nother life and family, totally faked her love for me

g44219

she'd never been with a screamer. I think I totally freaked her out

Kvm11628

Loud is OK, but when crime scene tape is unrolled outside the bedroom door, there is a bit of a problem.

g44219

she called the cops to me

Kvm11628

He ALWAYS wanted to use the cuffs

RunHardBeStrong

I found her cuffed to his bed

g44219

she tricked me into letting her cuff me to the bed then made off with my wallet

slimgirljo15

He was always getting cuffed to others beds..but when I suggested it ...he went nuts

Kvm11628

I had a nut allergy and she tried to feed me peanut butter

bdgfn

Didn't like the suggestions I had for peanut butter

RunHardBeStrong

His fetishes were even too much for me

g44219

he was a lot too kinky

Sniper_Chick

his kinky ideas scared the heck out of me

bdgfn

She had some scary ideas in and out of the bedroom

Kvm11628

She was a fraidy cat

bdgfn

She got a cat even though she knew I was allergic to them

RunHardBeStrong

He told me he was allergic to my kitty

g44219

gave me cat scratch fever

Kvm11628

His cat always got in the way