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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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she wouldn't shave her legs all winter0
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He didn't like my hairy legs..even though he rubbed them nightly ..moaning Joe..oh Joe0
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She wanted me to say her name0
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Cut me with her razor0
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Was paranoid I was trying to kill her0
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Was always walking around saying "I'm gonna cut you"0
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I meant hair cut...0
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Oh! So that's what you were doing when I found you in the neighbor's crotch?!0
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Wouldn't shave and I got tired of short and curlies flossing my teeth...0
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Blamed me for being curious!0
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She got a little too curious. Gave in to her curiosity apparently0
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Called me a cat and tried to kill me for my curiosity0
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she ran around scratching and peeing on the furniture0
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Even though he knew I was allergic, he'd sneak alcohol into my tea!0
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she got a little crazy when she drank tea0
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Had me committed to a looney bin!0
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Just wanted to watch cartoons0
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The Cartoons were more genuine than he was!0
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she wanted me to wear a mickey mouse costume for um yea that0
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I had to call Pest Control and have him removed from my home!0
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She had bugs...0
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She brought home "Bed Bugs"0
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Bugged me to do chores0
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couldn't get to help me do anything0
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Thought I was his Nurse Maid!0
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wouldn't nurse me back to health when I got sick0
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He was always "sick" when it was date night!0
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she always had a "headache"0
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I would always wake up with suspicious bruises about my head!0
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