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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Shes right..her husband was cuter0
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She caught me peeping0
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Her cute neighbor was also a Nudest!0
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She imagined people were nudists all the time.0
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He walked about town nekked claiming that it was just my imagination!0
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Of her wild imagination0
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She imagined all the men she met naked..that wasn't the problem..it was the drooling0
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She was constantly wiping my mouth in public!0
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She never wanted to go out in public, always wanted to stay in0
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Was a party animal and I was too darned tired!0
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When I told her she had nice legs she kept wanting to wrap them around other men...0
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Never happening0
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better not...0
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Nope ..Im chaining you to my bed..0
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She had her other lover chained to the bed. No room for me.0
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Something about wanting to chain me to her bed!0
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She didn't trust me enough0
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Whenever someone says "Trust me" several times a day is cue not to trust a word they say! Plus I think her last name rhymed with dump!0
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lol!
She thought I belonged in a dump. Told me to stay out with the trash.0 -
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She was such a grouch that people stopped coming over!0
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She just stopped coming...anywhere...0
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She was too naughty for me!0 -
She didnt spank me hard enough0
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She was walking around saying "I've been bad, spank me" to complete strangers0
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She wanted to be the only one to spank me0
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She wanted me to watch the whole neighborhood take turns spanking her0
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Caught her kissing the neighbor0
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She ate pizza with a fork.0
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