We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He wanted to fork everyone but me0
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spooning lead to forking...0
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She was always worried about who her ex was sporking0
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She couldn't repeat my tongue twisters.
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Had ears like Dr Spock0
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wore his shades all the time...even to bed!0
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Kept blowing up my phone0
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Slept with a tanning light on - what was I supposed to do?0
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i always found food in his beard.0
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was always casting aspersions on my facial grooming choices...0
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She wouldn't rub my back0
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I'm sorry... I told you a million times that the huge hump turned me off...0
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Sex life was dead. no rubbing or humping...0
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she didnt enjoy the sex swing0
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She liked swinging just not at home. Always found her downtown in a basement. She said it was a swinging party but I never saw any swing sets....0
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Told me I couldnt put the pole in the living room, had to go in the basement0
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Kept me chained to a pole in the basement0
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Wanted me to use rope instead of using chains.0
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Didnt like to be chained up0
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She was linked to organized crime
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He couldn't stay out of prison.0
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She was his prison wife0
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Her heart was locked up0
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He didn't look good in prison orange0
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She wanted me to smuggle oranges into prison....0
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