Why am I not losing weight on 850 cals?!?!

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Quinn_Baker
Quinn_Baker Posts: 292 Member
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It's so frustrating. I'm eating so little calories and not losing. This is the diet my friend told me about that helps you lose 40 lbs in a month, but it's been two weeks and I'm not losing anything yet.




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  • techgal128
    techgal128 Posts: 719 Member
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    You're a monster.
  • Quinn_Baker
    Quinn_Baker Posts: 292 Member
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    techgal128 wrote: »
    You're a monster.

    :mrgreen:
  • Kimberly_Harper
    Kimberly_Harper Posts: 406 Member
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    LOL
  • Shanel0916
    Shanel0916 Posts: 586 Member
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    lol
  • EmHorn4
    EmHorn4 Posts: 72 Member
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    I came in here to be like "oh god what's happening" - ya got me! :D
  • Quinn_Baker
    Quinn_Baker Posts: 292 Member
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    EmHorn4 wrote: »
    I came in here to be like "oh god what's happening" - ya got me! :D

    hahaha :wink:
  • rbfdac
    rbfdac Posts: 1,057 Member
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    bahaha, you got me!
  • KrystinaMTL
    KrystinaMTL Posts: 1,338 Member
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    Love it !
    Got me
  • SueSueDio
    SueSueDio Posts: 4,796 Member
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    Well, clearly you're starving yourself and Holding On To All Your Fat! You must start eating 3000 cals a day immediately!

    That or the diet is designed so you don't lose anything until the end - you have to do the full month and then suddenly lose all 40lbs! Maybe a leg falls off?

    :wink:
  • Quinn_Baker
    Quinn_Baker Posts: 292 Member
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    SueSueDio wrote: »
    Well, clearly you're starving yourself and Holding On To All Your Fat! You must start eating 3000 cals a day immediately!

    That or the diet is designed so you don't lose anything until the end - you have to do the full month and then suddenly lose all 40lbs! Maybe a leg falls off?

    :wink:

    LOL! That's it, I forgot to read the fine print...
    "after completion of the 30-day diet, you're free to eat anything and everything you want. Just chop off both arms and you are forever 40 lbs lighter!"
  • angstep77
    angstep77 Posts: 10 Member
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    Boom haha
  • ybee1991
    ybee1991 Posts: 106 Member
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    :)
  • Wysewoman53
    Wysewoman53 Posts: 582 Member
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    Got me to look! ;)
  • HeatherSpicer1
    HeatherSpicer1 Posts: 22 Member
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    :)
  • chsberthelot
    chsberthelot Posts: 76 Member
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    Well *kitten*..
  • chsberthelot
    chsberthelot Posts: 76 Member
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    Dang it ..
  • sparklyglitterbomb
    sparklyglitterbomb Posts: 458 Member
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    nicely done :)
  • Ketzalitzli2
    Ketzalitzli2 Posts: 38 Member
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    haha! Evil post! lol

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