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mellyboobear
mellyboobear Posts: 117 Member
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Lay it on us! What's the best you've got? I seen some of y'all already!!
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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    Wanna see my library card? Cuz I'm checking you out.
  • Mike02209
    Mike02209 Posts: 301 Member
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    Whats the point in having millions of dollars when I only have six months to live.
  • tayter_tot7
    tayter_tot7 Posts: 220 Member
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    Lmao at my old job an offender told me...see...you should get with me * I looked puzzled at him* he says, "guess what I'm always here, I got life...you never have to worry about where and am and who I'm with....you probably over there wondering where your man is right now" I, and my co-worker died laughing...I usually don't acknowledge stuff like that but me laughed so hard all of us.
  • hdatres
    hdatres Posts: 635 Member
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    Do you like raisins??? Well ,how about a date?
  • Hornsby
    Hornsby Posts: 10,322 Member
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  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,543 Member
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    I don't have to say a word:

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  • lilkimi525
    lilkimi525 Posts: 1,107 Member
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    A woman can make a man do whatever she wants.....
  • imanwgirl
    imanwgirl Posts: 12 Member
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    You had me at hello
  • coalz
    coalz Posts: 308 Member
    edited April 2016
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    What *kitten* like a tiger and winks? ;)
  • ElizaRoche
    ElizaRoche Posts: 2,005 Member
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    Ehhhhhh.... Not sure if I have one lol
  • Justpeachy02
    Justpeachy02 Posts: 11,817 Member
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    Are you a magician because when I look at you everyone else disappears.
  • Justpeachy02
    Justpeachy02 Posts: 11,817 Member
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    Hornsby wrote: »
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    If you look like Ryan Gosling ya wouldn't have to say much! Lol
  • DaddieCat
    DaddieCat Posts: 3,646 Member
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    Are you a pokemon trainer, because my monster sure wants to Pikachu.
  • coalz
    coalz Posts: 308 Member
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    lynnismynameshoppingmygame wrote: »
    Hornsby wrote: »
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    If you look like Ryan Gosling ya wouldn't have to say much! Lol

    Nice sweater! Wanna *kitten*?
  • claer947
    claer947 Posts: 56 Member
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    Hornsby wrote: »
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    Bahahaha!
  • bootqueenmfp
    bootqueenmfp Posts: 1,773 Member
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    Can I rearrange the alphabet and put u and I together?
  • bootqueenmfp
    bootqueenmfp Posts: 1,773 Member
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    Did it hurt when u fell??? From heaven
  • bootqueenmfp
    bootqueenmfp Posts: 1,773 Member
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    Is ur daddy a Baker? He must have been to give u such great buns

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