You best flirting line?

mellyboobear · April 2016

Lay it on us! What's the best you've got? I seen some of y'all already!!

TheRoadDog · April 2016

Wanna see my library card? Cuz I'm checking you out.

Mike02209 · April 2016

Whats the point in having millions of dollars when I only have six months to live.

tayter_tot7 · April 2016

Lmao at my old job an offender told me...see...you should get with me * I looked puzzled at him* he says, "guess what I'm always here, I got life...you never have to worry about where and am and who I'm with....you probably over there wondering where your man is right now" I, and my co-worker died laughing...I usually don't acknowledge stuff like that but me laughed so hard all of us.

hdatres · April 2016

Do you like raisins??? Well ,how about a date?

Hornsby · April 2016

_incogNEATo_ · April 2016

I don't have to say a word:

lilkimi525 · April 2016

A woman can make a man do whatever she wants.....

imanwgirl · April 2016

You had me at hello

coalz · April 2016

What *kitten* like a tiger and winks?

Unknown · April 2016

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ElizaRoche · April 2016

Ehhhhhh.... Not sure if I have one lol

Justpeachy02 · April 2016

Are you a magician because when I look at you everyone else disappears.

Unknown · April 2016

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Justpeachy02 · April 2016

Hornsby wrote: »

If you look like Ryan Gosling ya wouldn't have to say much! Lol

DaddieCat · April 2016

Are you a pokemon trainer, because my monster sure wants to Pikachu.

coalz · April 2016

lynnismynameshoppingmygame wrote: »

Hornsby wrote: »

If you look like Ryan Gosling ya wouldn't have to say much! Lol

Nice sweater! Wanna *kitten*?

claer947 · April 2016

Hornsby wrote: »

Bahahaha!

bootqueenmfp · April 2016

Can I rearrange the alphabet and put u and I together?

bootqueenmfp · April 2016

Did it hurt when u fell??? From heaven

bootqueenmfp · April 2016

Is ur daddy a Baker? He must have been to give u such great buns

ncboiler89 · April 2016

If I asked you to sleep with me, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

bootqueenmfp · April 2016

ncboiler89 wrote: »

If I asked you to sleep with me, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

I'm so confused right now lol

LittleHearseDriver · April 2016

Want a beer?

OldManOne · April 2016

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

RunsWithBees · April 2016

"You're so hot you could melt the planet of Hoth" (nerdy Star Wars reference)

RunsWithBees · April 2016

Discreetly drop a sugar packet in front of the girl, look at it like it just fell from nowhere, pick it up, hand it to her and say "Excuse me, you dropped your name tag"

JeffreyMGiron · April 2016

hi

You best flirting line?

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