We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
    Caught her being a bunny on the bunny hill
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    Underestimated my skiing ability.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she laughed at me trying to ski
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    I caught him trying to out whisky in my cocoa. I think he was trying to take advantage of me.
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    She shot me 7 times and reloaded the revolver for the 7th shot. Took a life insurance policy out on me a week before . 3 year suspended sentence is all she got .
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Came home with crotch crickets :o
  • gcibsthom
    gcibsthom Posts: 30,169 Member
    She kept wearing my underwear. She gave me pube lice....
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    his underwear kept coming up missing
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    He stopped missing me when I had to go away. Sniff.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    She left in the middle of the night one night and never came back
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    Gave me the middle finger!
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
    He wanted us to live in one of those "little houses" that are 100 square feet. Heck my lingerie takes up more space than THAT!!!
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    Had extravagant needs.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    not that she was clingy, but she would say, "boys night out? Great where are we going?"
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
    His boys night out was pocket pool
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
    Didn't want people to play in our pool
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  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
    (That's not possible...)

    He shaved... and I really liked the things his beard could do...
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  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    a woman mistook him for Colin Farrell and kidnapped him
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
    edited May 2016
    cmDaffy wrote: »
    Didn't want people to play in our pool
    She never got wet


  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
    he liked it too dry
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    Dressed up like a sexy maid but refused to bring me a glass of lemonade when instructed. Hmmph.


  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
    cmDaffy wrote: »
    he liked it too dry

    She had a frat house dryer.

    Sorry to jump the line. Last time.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I couldn't take him anywhere because he'd always get us thrown out for cutting in line!
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    She cut my hair off while I was asleep
  • rygar1983
    rygar1983 Posts: 761 Member
    Cuz I'm in love with @ch33s3cak3
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Lol..cause he loves another duhhh :D
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    She read my mind. That's not always good. :p
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    We were too much alike :D

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