We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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I started to feel like we were living the plot to "Single White Female"0
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She kept a knife by the side of the bed....0
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I heard she used her stilettos in some not-so-nice ways. Had to get out while I could.0
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She tried to enroll me in college again!0
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He was always going to Fraternity parties0
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found her doing keg stands. She was screaming for attention.0
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She left me for a Sorority Girl0
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He likes black coffee0
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Just seemed confused0
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I decided that I wanted a male!0
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So indecisive. Make up your mind already.
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She's irresistible0
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called me names0
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Named all my flaws one by one.0
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He conveniently "lost" my number0
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She was so sweet my diabetis acted up.0
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He took away my insulin pump0
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Used my Breast pump for pleasure! 0
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Sold her breast pump and then looked at me!0
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he still wanted to drink breast milk0
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Always wanted to play nurse (see what i did there?).0
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she refused to let me play doctor0
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His scope wasn't the right size.0
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she wouldn't follow the doctor's orders0
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She was a drug addict!
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She was always calling people names.0
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I called him Pookie and he thought I called him Poopie!0
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He stopped calling0
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