Why did you Arrest the person above?

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  • uthinkuknowme
    uthinkuknowme Posts: 126 Member
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    Selling unregulated - and unpasteurized - cow's milk from her basement (5 pallets seized).
  • Vincerayner
    Vincerayner Posts: 23 Member
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    For feeding cheerios to a glove puppet
  • Vincerayner
    Vincerayner Posts: 23 Member
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    For having a name that sounds like a sneeze
  • JovanValor
    JovanValor Posts: 2,114 Member
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    Starting a fight outside mc donalds on free salad day
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    Did naughty things win Grimace.
  • JovanValor
    JovanValor Posts: 2,114 Member
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    for looking to sexy on a daily basis
  • JovanValor
    JovanValor Posts: 2,114 Member
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    in vegas its always the weekend. arrested for been a smooth criminal
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    Tried to steal Michael Jackson memorabilia
  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
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    For illegal downloading
  • baebabu
    baebabu Posts: 214 Member
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    Drunk. Thought it was a good time to free all the animals from the zoo.
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    Beastiality!
  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
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    Not returning any of the Narnia books to the library ;)
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    I heard she stole a wardrobe
  • PersianKitty94
    PersianKitty94 Posts: 623 Member
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    Driving drunk
  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
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    Burning the Harry Potter books!
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    Using an unforgivable curse

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