We broke up because...
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He had an itchy scalp0
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Looked better in my panties than I did0
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made me wear her panties0
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^^^liar 0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: » ^^^liar
she's right, she has no panties0 -
Wanted to control what I wore0
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she never wore anything when my friends came over0
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He kept punching himself in the head with his right hand0
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She beat me up0
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Couldn't handle tough Love0
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She didnt love me enough to move0
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She didnt love me enough to ask me to move0
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Loving too many people0
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He moved to Australia with no warning0
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Got embarrassed about the little birthmark that can't be seen with clothes on...
(if this was somehow true I would die laughing)
In fact, a lot of people are suffering because of their birthmarks. I'm glad that most of them can be treated nowadays.0 -
FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He moved to Australia with no warning
She wouldn't move to Australia with me0 -
She didn't share my love for double fudge brownies.0
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(I can't even post what first to come to mind about double fudge...)
She hogged the bed.. I usually ended up on the floor.. alone.
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^^^ I know exactly where you were going
Pretended to be a puppy..curled up on the floor to sleep..drankfrom the toilet and humped my leg0 -
I was a little too frisky for her...lol0
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He was in love with someone else0
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She was still in love with VikMcAnik0
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Delusional..thought he was a martian0
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She couldn't handle this sweet Martian a**.0
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Thought she was from venus0
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Really he was from Mars.. that third eye creeped me out.0
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She shaved my hair while I was sleeping ....0
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Because she refused to shave, it was getting out of hand!0
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She'd always break one egg in the carton and go to Customer Service to demand the whole carton for free. It was embarrassing.0
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He never took me anywhere because he thought I was embarrassing..0
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