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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    She didnt love me enough to move
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
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    She didnt love me enough to ask me to move
  • spiveaa
    spiveaa Posts: 1,387 Member
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    Loving too many people
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He moved to Australia with no warning
  • LilyWellspring
    LilyWellspring Posts: 3 Member
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    griffk00 wrote: »
    Got embarrassed about the little birthmark that can't be seen with clothes on...
    (if this was somehow true I would die laughing)

    In fact, a lot of people are suffering because of their birthmarks. I'm glad that most of them can be treated nowadays.
  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    He moved to Australia with no warning

    She wouldn't move to Australia with me
  • LaMartian
    LaMartian Posts: 478 Member
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    She didn't share my love for double fudge brownies.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    (I can't even post what first to come to mind about double fudge...)

    She hogged the bed.. I usually ended up on the floor.. alone.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    ^^^ I know exactly where you were going :D

    Pretended to be a puppy..curled up on the floor to sleep..drankfrom the toilet and humped my leg
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
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    I was a little too frisky for her...lol
  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
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    He was in love with someone else
  • LaMartian
    LaMartian Posts: 478 Member
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    She was still in love with VikMcAnik
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Delusional..thought he was a martian
  • LaMartian
    LaMartian Posts: 478 Member
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    She couldn't handle this sweet Martian a**.
  • ulcaster555
    ulcaster555 Posts: 1,150 Member
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    Thought she was from venus
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Really he was from Mars.. that third eye creeped me out.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    She shaved my hair while I was sleeping ....
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Because she refused to shave, it was getting out of hand!
  • LaMartian
    LaMartian Posts: 478 Member
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    She'd always break one egg in the carton and go to Customer Service to demand the whole carton for free. It was embarrassing.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    He never took me anywhere because he thought I was embarrassing..

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