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  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    Could not come to terms with the fact that she secretly liked it
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
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    So many bruises from The heels
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    she started buying me flats..... I ended up looking like a midget, ruined my self confidence
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
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    She started wearing platform shoes everywhere.
  • JSurita3
    JSurita3 Posts: 10,177 Member
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    He threw away my platform shoes
  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
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    She refused me enlightenment
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
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    She always wanted to borrow my bikinis, but never wanted to share her wine.
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    She drank all the expensive wine, and left me with the cheap vodka
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
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    Said she needed vodka just to be around me.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
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    He never allowed vodka in the house, what was I to put in my Caesars?
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    After one too many parties, I found myself sharing a bloody mary first thing in the morning, I knew one of two things had to go, her or the vodka :P x
  • tylahquartez323
    tylahquartez323 Posts: 1,478 Member
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    She couldn't even look at me until she had a drink even at 7 am
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
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    He hid the booze.
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    He got me into such bad habits I got fired from work for not being able to face the world before lunch :(
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    spent all day in bed (whoa, wait..)
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    RunTimer wrote: »
    spent all day in bed (whoa, wait..)

    Apparently I wore him out????
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She always broke my heels!
  • tylahquartez323
    tylahquartez323 Posts: 1,478 Member
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    She walked with a limp
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    He was hung like a horse, too much of the good thing :wink:

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