We broke up because...

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Kvm11628

She tried to drive too many sticks...

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Wendyluvme

He thought he was bigger than he actually was

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qxana1969

Liked huge things just not egos

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Wendyluvme

Lived with his mom

Kvm11628

His hair could keep a small village warm for a year

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Wendyluvme

He liked to braid his chest hair

MasterBroshi

Said lucky charms was better than cinnamon toast crunch

Kvm11628

He called my best friend magically delicious. I got suspicious.

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spiveaa

Are you breaking up with me?

RunHardBeStrong

She was suspicious of everything.. always questioning the grass stains on my knees. I really was just clumsy.

Kvm11628

Way too emotional

Wendyluvme

Had the Slytherin Snake tattoo on his arm. Mark of the dark lord!

MasterBroshi wrote: »

Said lucky charms was better than cinnamon toast crunch

Kvm11628

Tried to place me in Hufflepuff

Wendyluvme

Owned a house elf slave

LaMartian

She was a member of PETA

Kvm11628

Played with someone's wand

Wendyluvme

Tried to use a death curse on me

FabulousFantasticFifty

Tried to have me burned at the stake

Kvm11628

She kept burning the steaks

Wendyluvme

She hated that I used ketchup on my steaks

MasterBroshi

Wendy0015 wrote: »

She hated that I used ketchup on my steaks

That's just gross!

Wendyluvme

He was not into my condiment usage

LaMartian

She got mad that I wouldn't buy the premium cuts of steak (because they'd be ruined by ketchup)

FabulousFantasticFifty

Wanted to use condiments in the boudoir!
I prefer honey and whipped cream!