We broke up because...

Wendyluvme · May 2016

He liked to braid his chest hair

MasterBroshi · May 2016

Said lucky charms was better than cinnamon toast crunch

Kvm11628 · May 2016

He called my best friend magically delicious. I got suspicious.

spiveaa · May 2016

Are you breaking up with me?

RunHardBeStrong · May 2016

She was suspicious of everything.. always questioning the grass stains on my knees. I really was just clumsy.

Kvm11628 · May 2016

Way too emotional

Wendyluvme · May 2016

Had the Slytherin Snake tattoo on his arm. Mark of the dark lord!

MasterBroshi wrote: »

Said lucky charms was better than cinnamon toast crunch

Kvm11628 · May 2016

Tried to place me in Hufflepuff

Wendyluvme · May 2016

Owned a house elf slave

LaMartian · May 2016

She was a member of PETA

Kvm11628 · May 2016

Played with someone's wand

Wendyluvme · May 2016

Tried to use a death curse on me

FabulousFantasticFifty · May 2016

Tried to have me burned at the stake

Kvm11628 · May 2016

She kept burning the steaks

Wendyluvme · May 2016

She hated that I used ketchup on my steaks

MasterBroshi · May 2016

Wendy0015 wrote: »

She hated that I used ketchup on my steaks

That's just gross!

Wendyluvme · May 2016

He was not into my condiment usage

LaMartian · May 2016

She got mad that I wouldn't buy the premium cuts of steak (because they'd be ruined by ketchup)

FabulousFantasticFifty · May 2016

Wanted to use condiments in the boudoir!
I prefer honey and whipped cream!

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