We broke up because...
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She tried to drive too many sticks...0
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He thought he was bigger than he actually was0
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Liked huge things just not egos0
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Lived with his mom0
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His hair could keep a small village warm for a year0
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He liked to braid his chest hair0
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Said lucky charms was better than cinnamon toast crunch0
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He called my best friend magically delicious. I got suspicious.3
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Are you breaking up with me?
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She was suspicious of everything.. always questioning the grass stains on my knees. I really was just clumsy.0
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Way too emotional0
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Had the Slytherin Snake tattoo on his arm. Mark of the dark lord!MasterBroshi wrote: »Said lucky charms was better than cinnamon toast crunch
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Tried to place me in Hufflepuff0
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Owned a house elf slave0
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She was a member of PETA0
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Played with someone's wand0
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Tried to use a death curse on me0
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Tried to have me burned at the stake0
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She kept burning the steaks0
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She hated that I used ketchup on my steaks0
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He was not into my condiment usage0
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She got mad that I wouldn't buy the premium cuts of steak (because they'd be ruined by ketchup)0
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Wanted to use condiments in the boudoir!
I prefer honey and whipped cream!
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