We broke up because...
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He spanked the monkey too many times a day
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She was still worried about his monkey0
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He smelled like monkey0
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She threw poo at me like a monkey0
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Because he never wanted to see them0
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Wheneve we fought, she ended with "OH. Poo!" Too immature.0
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She would always refer to jokes as "dandy" and "a real hoot"0
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she didnt sent me her bottomless pics0
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He was always asking for other's bottomless pics0
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Every time something went wrong, he blamed the cat... we don't have a cat0
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She didn't like exploring new territory0
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He referred to everyone as bootylicious0
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She didn't shake her booty for me anymore0
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I couldn't shake off her cooties0
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