We broke up because...
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            She mistook vulgar for vulva0
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            Her alarm clock was the Barney song0
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            He refused to use an alarm. Demanded I wake him up. I don't do demands.0
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            He played Xbox too much0
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            She got pissed because she was trying to use a PS4 controller with the Xbox... then said I was playing too much0
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            He wouldn't make me coffee0
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            She kept going to the neighbors house for coffee0
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            Because you kept sharing the coffee with @Wendy0015
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            Because he was jealous of my love for coffee0
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            Yea, lets try tea!!!0
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            she developed an obsession with kale0
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            He wouldn't eat my kale smoothies1
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            She put funky stuff in her smoothies.. it smelled fishy...0
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            She came home smelling of other's fishy smoothies0
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            Something fishy is going on here,,,,mhmmmmm0
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            Told me to go sleep with the fishes0
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            He was paranoid0
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            She wrecked my car0
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            She always kept polaroids of her ex hidden in the closet0
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            He didn't teach me how to drive a stick0
 
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