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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Who while entertaining at Children's Parties...
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    edited May 2016
    rifled through their parents pockets and purses in search of.....
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    all the times his parents abandoned him in search of a good butt to look at.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    But those will have to suffice to atleast......
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    until his unemployment check comes through from the clown union to buy the good drugs.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    That his hook-up at the.........................
  • spence_yvonne
    spence_yvonne Posts: 7 Member
    edited May 2016
    Old man Rufie thought he had evaded capture but got stopped by the police for driving 30 mph in 20mph zone....
  • PersianKitty94
    PersianKitty94 Posts: 623 Member
    " all lives matter" he said. " even clowns"
  • overw8gosk8
    overw8gosk8 Posts: 457 Member
    He tried to bribe the cop, but only had an extra nose in his pocket.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He smiled sweetly and asked if there was something he could do for the cop *wink*
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    The Officer politely asked if those clown shoes were of an accurate size then winked back...
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Just then, the cop's radio crackled to life -- a new gang of weirdos had just entered town, and the cop was ordered to proceed to the Dairy Queen, where the weirdos had gathered, without delay.
  • JaneSnowe
    JaneSnowe Posts: 1,283 Member
    Officer McClutcheon hopped in his squad car and headed for Dairy Queen with conflicted feelings.
  • PersianKitty94
    PersianKitty94 Posts: 623 Member
    It was 1:34 pm but happy hour was at 2 pm.. So he wondered around giving tickets
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    While he was always glad to engage in crackin heads and busting weirdos, he hated to let old man Rufie get away yet again.
  • JaneSnowe
    JaneSnowe Posts: 1,283 Member
    As he distributed tickets to the roving gang of weirdos, he began to hatch a plan involving their help to finally bust old man Rufie for causing an innocent, butt obsessed girl to fall out of her 2nd story window and into a pile of flaming leaves. She was a simple girl, after all.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Old man Rufie realized he'd dodged a bullet, and decided it might be time to leave town for awhile; perhaps go visit Aunt Mae in Cancun.
  • JaneSnowe
    JaneSnowe Posts: 1,283 Member
    Aunt Mae was his favorite pole dancer at the Club Cancun in the next town over.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    "Now where am I gonna find some appropriate attire for Club Cancun, I surely can't show up there looking like a clown!" he pondered! When a lightbulb suddenly flashed over his head
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Perhaps he could make extra money by going in there wearing only a loincloth!
  • JaneSnowe
    JaneSnowe Posts: 1,283 Member
    So he turned his car around and headed toward home to look through his extensive collection of loincloths.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Where the Swat Team was waiting for his return....
  • PersianKitty94
    PersianKitty94 Posts: 623 Member
    But little did they know that Rufie had magical powers.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He hypnotized the cop squad and had them dancing the conga in loinclothes, post haste!
  • JaneSnowe
    JaneSnowe Posts: 1,283 Member
    But suddenly the gang of weirdos appeared along with Officer McClutcheon!
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    The spell was broken, and war broke out!
  • JaneSnowe
    JaneSnowe Posts: 1,283 Member
    Amidst the chaos, the cop stood frozen, mouth agape, staring at a glorious butt crack with the bat symbol tattooed across it! Could it really be...
  • ShawtyShawt
    ShawtyShawt Posts: 2,540 Member
    ...who mastered accents & disguises.
  • lizziequek
    lizziequek Posts: 1,373 Member
    perhaps it was Batman who would arrive soon , a Batman who also shared an obsesssion with butts ?
  • MargaretLunan
    MargaretLunan Posts: 5,299 Member
    no it was bat girl on the stage taking it all off but her mask

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