We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Got all huffy about digesting arsenic0
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I found the life insurance policy with my signature that I didn't sign!0
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I can explain dear... just come stand next to the bathtub full of water ...0
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She "accidentally" tripped and fell into me at the top of the stairs!0
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too many fraudulent insurance claims1
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never wore a shirt0
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Picky picky.
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wouldnt let me use the bike0
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couldn't handle my IBS0
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Couldn't take him anywhere he always be running to the bathroom!0
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kept banging on the door0
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Always ran out of toilet paper and guess who he always called?0
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never bought 2 ply0
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He spent all our money on video games and Girlie Magazines!0
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didn't like my taste in porn0
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He doesn't workout.0
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wanted me to workout when I had two broken legs0
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wouldn't work out naked for me0
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couldn't understand how self conscious I felt naked, with both legs in casts. Kinda hard to twerk.0
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kept waiting on the naked twerk...she promised and didnt deliver0
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Expected me to deliver his paper route for him0
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told him I would do it....he turned the lights off. Broke my twerking heart0
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now I have this on the brain!0
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She was always twerking nekked for some other guy!0
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couldn't fulfill my needs anymore...0
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She was an addict0
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didn't think the line between addiction and just enjoying something a lot was fuzzy at all0
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so that's how you broke those legs?!?!0
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