I've lost an elephant's penis

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  • FitnessGirl11mfp
    FitnessGirl11mfp Posts: 232 Member
    An elephant's heart (44 lbs) and an average human brain (3 lbs) :-)
  • ogtmama
    ogtmama Posts: 1,403 Member
    A sperm whale's brain so far...heading towards. 5000 BTU air conditioner
  • kylegeldmaker
    kylegeldmaker Posts: 21 Member
    Largest ball of tape. 80 lbs.
  • edixon127
    edixon127 Posts: 103 Member
    I've lost the amount of cheese an average American eats in a year and a guinea pig! :lol: Still have an elephant's heart to go but by the end I'll have lost almost a gold brick!
  • dizzieblondeuk
    dizzieblondeuk Posts: 286 Member
    That list is hilariously random - I've lost an average 2 year old, and am aiming for a point between an elephant's heart and a bale of hay - actually, I did remember that 48lb (my goal) was the weight of my entire suitcase and contents when I moved to Australia for a year! And I remember barely being able to drag it off the conveyor belt! That's a good goal! ;)
  • ladyreva78
    ladyreva78 Posts: 4,080 Member
    I've lost a 2 year old child and need to lose a BTU air conditioner with a side of a tire.

    :p
  • dollydiva2
    dollydiva2 Posts: 71 Member
    I've lost an average American's pizza yearly intake and I'm aiming to have their cheese off them next
  • xX_PhoenixRising_Xx
    xX_PhoenixRising_Xx Posts: 623 Member
    I've lost an average adult woman and a human head. 152lbs, I like that combination the best.
  • hmaddpear
    hmaddpear Posts: 610 Member
    Currently a guinea-pig shy of an elephant's penis. But that's only because I managed to pick up a spare tyre in the last year (and I know where that one sits...) - so two spare tyres to go.
  • AlphaCajun
    AlphaCajun Posts: 290 Member
    I'm between world's largest ball of tape and a newborn Calf lol
  • kshama2001
    kshama2001 Posts: 28,052 Member
    I've lost a mid-size microwave with a rack of baby back ribs in it.
  • kshama2001
    kshama2001 Posts: 28,052 Member
    GBrady43068 wrote: »
    An elephant's heart being sat upon by a guinea pig at present...

    Ultimate goal is: A month's worth of trash (with a perfectly good Chihuahua being thrown out as well...guess I'm a heartless b*a*s*t*a*r*d! :p )

    Oh, drat, now I want to weigh my trash...because with recycling and composting, I know I throw out far less than 120 pounds per month, but now I want to know the exact number.
  • april1779
    april1779 Posts: 37 Member
    I love this :)

    I've lost a bald eagle and a rack of baby back ribs. One guinea pig short of 10 dozen large eggs.
  • Morgaen73
    Morgaen73 Posts: 2,817 Member
    I've lost an average adult woman.
  • AlphaHowls
    AlphaHowls Posts: 1,996 Member
    I have lost a newborn calf and a guinea pig
  • jennypapage
    jennypapage Posts: 489 Member
    an elephant's heart.
  • 12Sarah2015
    12Sarah2015 Posts: 1,117 Member
    House cat for me so far
  • Cohalligan
    Cohalligan Posts: 26 Member
    I have to break it down this way because I have an average sized two year old.

    So I have lost an average sized two year old and the chemical additives an American consumes each year.
    Awesome.
  • paulgads82
    paulgads82 Posts: 256 Member
    In weight ive lost an elephants heart. I've also lost an elephants penis but in literal terms. Help me find it.
  • parfia
    parfia Posts: 184 Member
    edited May 2016
    Livgetfit wrote: »
    ....and a chihuahua!

    Shooting for an Irish Setter. How about you guys?

    1 pound = a Guinea Pig
    1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
    2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
    3 pounds = an average human brain
    4 pounds = an ostrich egg
    5 pounds = a Chihuahua
    6 pounds = a human’s skin
    7.5 pounds = an average newborn
    8 pounds = a human head
    10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
    11 pounds = an average housecat
    12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
    15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
    16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
    20 pounds = an automobile tire
    23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
    24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
    25 pounds = an average 2 year old
    30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
    33 pounds = a cinder block
    36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
    44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
    50 pounds = a small bale of hay
    55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
    60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
    66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
    70 pounds = an Irish Setter
    77 pounds = a gold brick
    80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
    90 pounds = a newborn calf
    100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
    111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
    117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
    118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
    120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
    130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
    138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
    140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
    144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
    150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
    187 pounds = an average adult man
    200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
    235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
    300 pounds = an average football lineman
    400 pounds = a Welsh pony


    Have you checked under the sofa? :smiley:
  • AlyM725
    AlyM725 Posts: 158 Member
    I've lost 10 dozen large eggs. I gave them to Sheldon Cooper. I want to lose a 2 month old baby horse though!
  • HayleyAnne012911
    HayleyAnne012911 Posts: 79 Member
    118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
    Last I checked anyways, haven't weighed in about 3 weeks.
  • LoveEpifanie
    LoveEpifanie Posts: 37 Member
    I've lost a human newborn and I am aiming for a 5000 BTU air conditioner!
  • llbrixon
    llbrixon Posts: 964 Member
    I have lost one cinder block and I still need to lose a bag of sugar and a can of Crisco shortening.
  • Panda_Poptarts
    Panda_Poptarts Posts: 971 Member
    The world's largest ball of tape, and a rack of baby back ribs.
  • ah20118
    ah20118 Posts: 4 Member
    Whelp, I've dropped a cinder block with a bald eagle of that in the last month (FREEDOM) weird that at age 41 I'm only a chihuahua away from my lightest weight ever but I've still got a bale of hay to go for my big intermediate goal before getting to about a gold brick.
  • AmyWebb2
    AmyWebb2 Posts: 69 Member
    7895 table tennis balls!!!!! (who knew 47 pounds meant so much?!)
  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
    lol I like this post..

    5000 BTU air conditioner
  • zugunruhey
    zugunruhey Posts: 31 Member
    So far I've lost the average amount of cheese an American eats in a year. 10 dozen large eggs to go!
  • DorkyUnicorn
    DorkyUnicorn Posts: 14 Member
    Just shy of 16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain :D

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