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  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    She thought she was irresistible. Well..... she wasnt
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,476 Member
    edited May 2016
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    She found other men irresistible
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
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    Wasn't a fan of adventure
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    She said she loved adventure but my idea of adventure was too much for her
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
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    evilsnowangel wrote: »
    oh really? lets go whatcha got?

    she really didn't know me

    She kept repeating herself
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Because he never listened
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,476 Member
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    burnt all our underwear to pursue a more natural lifestyle
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,279 Member
    edited May 2016
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    She always beat me in Mario Kart
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
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    Ditto - wore too many clothes.
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,476 Member
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    She burnt the suit that suits me best.
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
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    She hated racing. Cars that is. Every thing else is slow down you move too fast.
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,476 Member
    edited May 2016
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    yes my birthday one. It's ruined!

    She was the worst troop leader ever. The forest and 58% of the scouts burnt to a crisp <-- for evilsnowdevil
  • ChewyChomp138
    ChewyChomp138 Posts: 8 Member
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    I was resistable
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,476 Member
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    was always correcting me. I know what I said devil!
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,476 Member
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    she called a breaddystack a sandwich
  • mulecanter
    mulecanter Posts: 1,792 Member
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    she kept dropping words from her sentences
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    He couldn't learn to read between the lines.
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,279 Member
    edited May 2016
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    He thought I was more into his dog than into him :tongue:
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
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    alypri wrote: »
    He couldn't learn to read between the lines.

    Caught her doing lines in the bathroom
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,476 Member
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    she used me to get at the puppers

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