We broke up because...

yusaku02

She had too many preconceived notions. I've got a 2 year old pup and he's my cuddle buddy except when he pukes on the rug like last night...

jenmar222

We were constantly fighting over who the pups loved more

daddyfitt1 wrote: »

So shy

He started conversations by saying he wanted to vaginal pierce me ....and I just didn't know where to go from there

2011rocket3touring

cmDaffy wrote: »

He loved his bike more than he loved me...

never. 2.3L of unbridled horsepower could never sub for those legs...

jenmar222

He was riding other things

LiftingRiot

he doesn't actually know how to play guitar. he holds it like its a prop.

yusaku02

he doesn't actually know how to play the cowbell. he just holds it like it's a prop

Jerseyex

Won't stop flexing

Kvm11628

Wasn't flexible

LiftingRiot

She had tiny feet

LiftingRiot

Her proportions were funny.

musclegood_fatbad

Would never work out with me

Kvm11628

He told me it just wasn't going to work out, but never told me why. Sniff.

jenmar222

she was all legs

Kvm11628

She had two left feet. We just could not dance.

musclegood_fatbad

Didn't like my legs

LiftingRiot

He always skipped leg day

jenmar222

he was tapping other things

LiftingRiot

She always looked confused

RunHardBeStrong

He took that cowbell everywhere and beat it in bed...

Lone_wolf46

we're not breaking up ;-)

jenmar222

Because he was already attached :-/

RunHardBeStrong

He was already taken, apparently.

ChewyChomp138

She put vinegar in my toothpaste and then complained about my breath. Weirdo. I think she was just looking for a reason...

LiftingRiot

It was the breath thing

Kvm11628

Heavy breather at the wrong times

LiftingRiot

She was still breathing.....that is all

ChewyChomp138

evilsnowangel wrote: »

he made his own toothpaste

RunHardBeStrong

I was the other woman

musclegood_fatbad

Would never take her shirt off even during fun times

RunHardBeStrong

Because he told me to keep it over my face