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We broke up because...

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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    She thought corn rolls were sexy
  • slinkybinkydog
    slinkybinkydog Posts: 38,959 Member
    Couldn't handle her greatness!
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
    She bit me
  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
    He didn't like to be bitten
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
    edited May 2016
    Not to draw blood there. There wasn't any startbucks!
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    He spits coffee..
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She chews tobacco
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    She wouldn't share her pot :o
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She wouldn't cook and her on pot :tongue:
  • 2011rocket3touring
    2011rocket3touring Posts: 1,346 Member
    She said it was too big... my motorcycle that is...
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
    He loved his bike more than he loved me...
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
    She wanted me to leave Minnesota with her
  • hdatres
    hdatres Posts: 635 Member
    She told me I could only wear black pants on Fridays
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
    She thought I was a girl :cry:
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
    He stranded me after a Twins Game and I had to head to Lee's Liquor Lounge by myself!
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
    She went home with Mauer and made her own twins :'(
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    Caring for our velociraptor child took the spark out of our relationship
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Her raptor child took the kidney out of my abdomen too...
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    He got attacked by a raptor. Sadly he didn't survive.
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited May 2016
    yusaku02 wrote: »
    Her raptor child took the kidney out of my abdomen too...

    I though she was OUR raptor child! :angry::bawling: See!!!! That's what I mean....you're always brushing her off on me! :bawling::heartbreak: You're not as committed as you once were. :angry::bawling:
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
    yusaku02 wrote: »
    She went home with Mauer and made her own twins :'(

    Damn, wouldn't that be fun?!!!
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    she was crazy... really crazy
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
    She was always blaming the blame game.
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    yusaku02 wrote: »
    Her raptor child took the kidney out of my abdomen too...

    I though she was OUR raptor child! :angry::bawling: See!!!! That's what I mean....you're always brushing her off on me! :bawling::heartbreak: You're not as committed as you once were. :angry::bawling:

    She's YOURS when she misbehaves. She's OURS when she's dear and sweet.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    He clearly had a thing for raptors that I wasn't into and online relationships
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    He was too judgy of my hobbies
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  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Her hobbies were staring at the computer and watching Jurassic Park
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited May 2016
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Her hobbies were staring at the computer and watching Jurassic Park

    Yeah, so? Again, too judgy :unamused:
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
    edited May 2016
    He couldn't pay attention. Her hobbies were staring at the computer and MAKING Jurassic Park.

    She cheated on me with an herbivore of all things. Her second child was a stegosaurus.
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
    He needed to go to the Cat Film Festival at CHS stadium... I'm a dog person..

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