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    She thought corn rolls were sexy
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    Couldn't handle her greatness!
  • Posts: 3,599 Member
    She bit me
  • Posts: 6,883 Member
    He didn't like to be bitten
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    edited May 2016
    Not to draw blood there. There wasn't any startbucks!
  • Posts: 33,068 Member
    He spits coffee..
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    She chews tobacco
  • Posts: 33,068 Member
    She wouldn't share her pot :o
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    She wouldn't cook and her on pot :tongue:
  • Posts: 1,345 Member
    She said it was too big... my motorcycle that is...
  • Posts: 6,991 Member
    He loved his bike more than he loved me...
  • Posts: 3,472 Member
    She wanted me to leave Minnesota with her
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    She told me I could only wear black pants on Fridays
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    She thought I was a girl :cry:
  • Posts: 6,991 Member
    He stranded me after a Twins Game and I had to head to Lee's Liquor Lounge by myself!
  • Posts: 3,472 Member
    She went home with Mauer and made her own twins :'(
  • Posts: 9,271 Member
    Caring for our velociraptor child took the spark out of our relationship
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    Her raptor child took the kidney out of my abdomen too...
  • Posts: 33,068 Member
    He got attacked by a raptor. Sadly he didn't survive.
  • Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited May 2016
    yusaku02 wrote: »
    Her raptor child took the kidney out of my abdomen too...

    I though she was OUR raptor child! :angry::bawling: See!!!! That's what I mean....you're always brushing her off on me! :bawling::heartbreak: You're not as committed as you once were. :angry::bawling:
  • Posts: 6,991 Member
    yusaku02 wrote: »
    She went home with Mauer and made her own twins :'(

    Damn, wouldn't that be fun?!!!
  • Posts: 6,946 Member
    she was crazy... really crazy
  • Posts: 3,472 Member
    She was always blaming the blame game.
    jenmar22 wrote: »
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    I though she was OUR raptor child! :angry::bawling: See!!!! That's what I mean....you're always brushing her off on me! :bawling::heartbreak: You're not as committed as you once were. :angry::bawling:

    She's YOURS when she misbehaves. She's OURS when she's dear and sweet.
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    He clearly had a thing for raptors that I wasn't into and online relationships
  • Posts: 9,271 Member
    He was too judgy of my hobbies
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  • Posts: 6,946 Member
    Her hobbies were staring at the computer and watching Jurassic Park
  • Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited May 2016
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Her hobbies were staring at the computer and watching Jurassic Park

    Yeah, so? Again, too judgy :unamused:
  • Posts: 3,472 Member
    edited May 2016
    He couldn't pay attention. Her hobbies were staring at the computer and MAKING Jurassic Park.

    She cheated on me with an herbivore of all things. Her second child was a stegosaurus.
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    He needed to go to the Cat Film Festival at CHS stadium... I'm a dog person..

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